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  1. 12 Jun 2019

    I said it in 2013, and I'll say it again today. Stop coming to the floor demanding control over women's bodies.

    411 replies 167 retweets 552 likes
  2. 29 Nov 2018

    Well thank you very much Nanny State!

    8 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
  3. 26 Dec 2020

    Because I'm grown, it's the &

    1 reply 9 likes
  4. Jun 22

    “Go ahead kid, try me”

    1 reply 11 retweets 74 likes
  5. May 26

    I hate when I'm head down, working like a mad woman, on and off calls & video meetings and then out of nowhere Alexa tells me "Your lunchtime is OVER"

    1 reply 4 likes
  6. 3 Oct 2019

    I really really don't want to fucking get out of bed this morning. You should all join me. It's a twin though so snuggle in close!

    10 replies 4 retweets 23 likes
  7. 16 May 2019

    It’s really that simple.

    8 likes
  8. 14 May 2019

    Doing everything I can to get fired!

    6 likes
  9. 11 Jul 2020

    We're back in-person and online tomorrow for Part 4 of 🙌🏻 See you at 9:15 or 11:00! PS: Guess which emotion we're talking about…

    5 likes
  10. Apr 14

    Went to a pet store and they told me that I couldn’t take pictures. So here’s a picture of one of their parrots.

    2 replies 6 likes
  11. 26 Nov 2018

    I’m not supposed to be near the Christmas tree but here I am!

    12 likes
  12. 1 May 2018

    An absolute hysterical “F.U. I won’t do what u tell me!” moment for .

    0:47
    Little man did this when his coach told him to run home as fast as he can 😂 (via )
    25 replies 137 retweets 787 likes
  13. Jun 6

    This is so true!

    7 likes
  14. 7 Jun 2018

    Because I just finished a salad for lunch, and now it's

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  15. 25 Oct 2019

    But what if I just hooked up all my studio equipment again?

    3 replies 8 likes
  16. 2 Sep 2018

    Today I busted my ass at work and missed any possibility of a meal so now I’m having a fruit cup and ice cream because I’m and adult and this is what I want!

    1 reply 20 likes
  17. 7 Jul 2020

    Fell asleep on the couch while cuddling my son, woke up and saw he left me a note lol ❤

    2 replies 4 likes
  18. 13 Jan 2020

    My last day in a cubicle was 1041 days ago. Don't miss it one bit. Monday's are awesome!

    2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
  19. 23 Oct 2018

    And he's back in the reading groove and loving your work ⁦⁩

    4 likes
  20. 14 Oct 2020

    Me before and after repotting a root bound today 💪🤣🧹

    1 reply 3 retweets 15 likes

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