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  1. 19 Sep 2016

    I had minimal traffic on the way to work, amazingly.

    Suspect in custody. You are welcome Colin Kaepernick.
    165 retweets 441 likes
  2. 19 Sep 2016

    Almost dropped my phone on the sidewalk but did a little hacky sack kick and it landed gently on its back.

    1 reply 279 retweets 928 likes
  3. 19 Sep 2016

    Found my lost work keycard in the car seat gap this morning

    Suspect in custody. You are welcome Colin Kaepernick.
    2 replies 136 retweets 475 likes
  4. 19 Sep 2016

    Will someone please explain to me the meaning behind the hashtags. Thank you.

    4 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
  5. 19 Sep 2016

    @Jenny_sunshine_ @DarylONT I got MCM'd thank you

    2 retweets 5 likes
  6. 19 Sep 2016

    Proof that majority of politicians are really a bit thick

    Suspect in custody. You are welcome Colin Kaepernick.
    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  7. 19 Sep 2016

    My Starbucks cup had my name spelled correctly today.

    5 retweets 12 likes
  8. 19 Sep 2016

    NYPD shot a Terrorist in the leg and brought him into custody after a shootout, but when it comes to unarmed

    1 reply 67 retweets 68 likes
  9. 19 Sep 2016

    Ugh. Still can't find my favorite bracelet.

    3 likes
  10. 19 Sep 2016

    No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog

    10 retweets 31 likes
  11. 19 Sep 2016

    Hair color is still amazing after 8 wks RT : Suspect in custody. You are welcome Colin Kaepernick.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  12. 19 Sep 2016

    Today I didn't understand a hashtag

    2 replies 6 retweets 14 likes
  13. 19 Sep 2016

    The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

    10 retweets 16 likes
  14. 19 Sep 2016

    Ooh, a new ? My body is ready.

    4 likes
  15. 19 Sep 2016

    Kevin James' new sitcom premieres tonight.

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  16. 19 Sep 2016

    was killed for NO reason. for bringing this nonsense to light

    9 retweets 16 likes
  17. 19 Sep 2016

    When cops do their job then think we should thank them for years of brutality 😳

    11 retweets 23 likes
  18. 19 Sep 2016

    I found a new gray hair this morning

    1 like
  19. 19 Sep 2016

    Just fixed the vacuum at work.

    Suspect in custody. You are welcome Colin Kaepernick.
    1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
  20. 19 Sep 2016

    I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

    Suspect in custody. You are welcome Colin Kaepernick.
    20 retweets 28 likes

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