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  1. 21. sij

    So there I was on the Ho Chi Minh trail in SE Korea near the Battle of the Bulge, surrounded by Taliban, damn that desert was hot and all the water in my canteen had turned to ice and was only armed with my Gerber tactical spork. What's a section 8?

  2. 21. sij

    Sorry I’m busy suing my cow. Also, I’m a huge coward. 🐮

  3. 21. sij

    Have to train to become a Jedi instead

  4. Haven’t gotten my Space Force camo yet.

  5. 21. sij

    I don't think my cannibalistic tendencies will be accepted in the barracks.

  6. You wouldn't know my excuse. It's Canadian.

  7. breaking your leg/foot in 7 places works....

  8. 21. sij

    My bustle won't fit under fatigues

  9. 21. sij

    I totally ask and tell with abandon.

  10. I'm too shy shy, hush hush eye to eye

  11. 21. sij

    My spiritual advisor advised against it

  12. 21. sij

    I have a hashtag game on February 29th

  13. 21. sij

    I have a mountain of laundry to do

  14. 21. sij

    I don't meet the minimum height requirement

  15. 21. sij

    Why would I come up with ? It’s got to be better than living with teens

  16. 21. sij

    I'm too cute (and uncoordinated)

  17. 21. sij

    My mother said I can’t.

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