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So there I was on the Ho Chi Minh trail in SE Korea near the Battle of the Bulge, surrounded by Taliban, damn that desert was hot and all the water in my canteen had turned to ice and was only armed with my Gerber tactical spork. What's a section 8?
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Sorry I’m busy suing my cow. Also, I’m a huge coward.
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Have to train to become a Jedi instead
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Haven’t gotten my Space Force camo yet.
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I don't think my cannibalistic tendencies will be accepted in the barracks.
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You wouldn't know my excuse. It's Canadian.
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#WildDraftDodgingExcuses breaking your leg/foot in 7 places works.... pic.twitter.com/u02OJT2nqc
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My bustle won't fit under fatigues
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#WildDraftDodgingExcuses I'm too shy shy, hush hush eye to eye pic.twitter.com/hVOMDMo3ri
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#WildDraftDodgingExcuses My spiritual advisor advised against it pic.twitter.com/9cb1V8lM4x -
I have a hashtag game on February 29th
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#WildDraftDodgingExcuses I have a mountain of laundry to do pic.twitter.com/LwcT9UsWgi -
I don't meet the minimum height requirement
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Why would I come up with
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I'm too cute (and uncoordinated)
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#WildDraftDodgingExcuses My mother said I can’t.
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