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  1. Feb 20

    could scream today

  2. 8 Dec 2016

    , Was buying beer today, had to choose between a "Gus" beer and a "Dunkel" beer.

  3. 20 Nov 2016

    How are and I suppose to choose between the ball game and the award show 😭🤔

    1 retweet 2 likes
  4. 8 Nov 2016

    I came back to avenge my father but now Ophelia too?

    1 reply 1 like
  5. 5 Jul 2016

    Trying to make the transition from Mac to PC when you arrive home from work 👀

  6. 8 Jun 2016

    ;; to anyone who invests as much time in gridlock as I do. Don't close your app, you lose your progress..

    1 like
  7. 5 Jun 2016

    I could seriously throw up right now 😔

    1 like
  8. 15 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    @_gracieeeee1 😣😣😣😣 xx

    1 reply
  9. 4 Mar 2016

    Should I nap or watch a movie????

    1 like
  10. 16 Feb 2016

    Awful mood this morning. This has been a bad wedding week

  11. 23 Jan 2016

    Phone's battery is at 1%, don't want to get out of bed and plug it in

    1 like
  12. 29 Dec 2015

    Exhausting day 😴

  13. 23 Dec 2015

    32 replies 95 retweets 88 likes
  14. 29 Nov 2015

    Why is this Santa soap dispenser smarter than me? I can't get it to work!!

  15. 26 Nov 2015

    So... I'm going to be 39 in 5 months. I feel like I'm only going to find a man if I start going to the gym. 😳

  16. 12 Oct 2015

    I want a hot body yet I wanna eat junk food.

    2 retweets
  17. 15 Sep 2015

    My heart is saying 'barbecue crisps', my thighs are saying 'no' 😭

  18. 6 Sep 2015

    Why don't they make spaghettios with a pull tab?

  19. 21 Aug 2015

  20. 21 Jul 2015

    I really want to go get ice cream but I really don't want to put on pants 🍦

    1 like

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