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  1. Jan 2

    "I bust them stupid moves homes" ?

  2. Jan 3

    Trading Places

  3. 9 hours ago

    Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.

  4. 28 Dec 2018

    .: "Somebody needs to give the contractor who made the barstools a big thank you."

  5. 10 Nov 2015

    Bruh it's a different kind of cold this morning. Feel like I'm gonna freeze my Rastafari nenes off

  6. 3 Jan 2017

    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

  7. 26 Sep 2018

    “I told you not to bring that ball.”

  8. 28 Apr 2017

    The only good think about being wounded in the buttocks is all the ice cream. They gave me all the ice cream I could eat. 😉

  9. 19 Feb 2016

    Pills are good.. pills are good

  10. 5 Nov 2017

    A farmboy turned pirate must rescue his true love. ?

  11. 30 Jun 2017

    "I asked for 12 lemons"

  12. 14 Dec 2018

    I want to see Clint Eastwood's MULE!.. ??

  13. 19 Sep 2018

    Do we dare to be excited? Yes, we dare. WE DARE!

  14. 15 Nov 2017

    “Come on bro, give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky”

  15. 14 May 2016

    It ain't easy being cheesy

  16. 30 Oct 2015
  17. 30 Dec 2018

    I need help twitter- What is the movie where a girl (in NY I think?) over charges her Credit card bc retail therapy, has to resell all her clothes, and goes to retail therapy therapy??? I literally can't remember the name. Also think it's a 2005 movie

  18. 30 Dec 2018

    “You have no marbles”

  19. 22 Nov 2018

    My husband finally had a night off from work... we spent it sleeping while the movie played.

  20. 30 Sep 2018

    This is what it’s all about. People.. people helping people. Go follow @timmy_musti @crossfit_coach_faz .rob for the coolest event/nonprofit ever

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