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  1. Nov 24

    My face at a dollar store when I see a $1 item the DOC vendors sold for 5 times the amount: (Me: I paid $5 for that s*** in prison My Wife: (embarrassed) : Let's go...

    4 replies 1 retweet 33 likes

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  3. Nov 17

    Interesting.........

    4 likes
  4. Nov 24

    My face 90% of the time at either my son is telling me a story, or has a plan.

    2 likes
  5. Nov 23

    2001 Space Odyssey's monolith is in Utah!

    1 reply 2 likes
  6. Nov 21

    This is one of my favourite clips from when I first started on twitter, still makes me giggle with the quality narrator 😂 worth a rerun And This Fother Mucker... 🤣

    4 replies 9 retweets 51 likes
  7. Nov 23

    Halal version of . . "Wallahi too funny"

    3 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
  8. Nov 24

    LMFAOO i cant believe thats our prime minister lmfaooo ??

    Malcolm Turnbull even wtf 😂
    2 likes
  9. Nov 20

    I am just going to leave it here.

    1 like
  10. Nov 19

    That moment when I wished I could just download the fic writing itself in my head as it'd be faster than my current flurry of mad typing

    2 likes
  11. Nov 20

    Jeez, got a hotel room and no one came thru.

    2 likes
  12. Nov 24

    i was having an ordinary tuesday till this dropped

    DPR LIVE "Jam & Butterfly (feat. Crush, eaJ)" Single Audio Release 2020.11.27 FRI 6PM (KST)
  13. Nov 22

    What Peyton Royce eliminated Bayley Survivor series

    2 retweets 3 likes
  14. Nov 20

    Well I know what I want for Christmas...

    2 replies 3 likes
  15. Nov 23

    so we got a new toilet the other day...

    5 likes
  16. Nov 20

    😤😤😤we won't see on ott 😤😤😤

    1 retweet 6 likes
  17. Nov 18

    Bruhhhhhhh what are y'all doing........

    5 likes
  18. Nov 20

    Point blank headshot and didn't one tap 😔 I was about to lose my marbles😡

    1 like
  19. 9 hours ago

    When I call my Mom's cellphone and my Dad answers it! The worst! Dad always acts offended when I ask to speak to my Mom!

  20. Nov 23

    Look at this. They put one (!!) hamburger meat in that very big sized pack!

  21. Nov 22

    Watching the Eagles play be like!!!

    1 like

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