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    I responded to one of those "please rest your eyes" bots that I couldn't look up because there was a dead spider on my ceiling. A PETA account started badgering me about giving it a proper funeral. Took longer than I care to admit to realise it was serious...

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    A TERF tried to dox me, but failed because she thought my name was *actually* Harley Quinn.

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    I have a lot, but here is my favorite time . I write comics, and Gene Simmons has contacted me to write some KISS comics. Only problem, I don’t care for KISS. So I made some very tame jokes about it. All in fun. A follower who was a huge KISS fan got angry...

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    I was posting pictures of moths, one of which is called “Recalcitrant Quaker” and somebody joked about whether there was a Recalcitrant Unitarian. Next thing I knew, a random guy was screaming how he had a vision from God and linked me to his restraining order.

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    A friend of mine told me several times about being in DC on 9/11, how she was very panicked, but that this guy at her conference was a rock, calmed her down and helped her get home. 17 yrs later, I learned that was my online bud

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    when I had to explain PizzaGate/QAnon to Chrissy Teigen.

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    I posted a pic of a silly display my library had put up. Next thing I know buzzfeed is asking to interview me, I’m on the front page of the local paper, my state rep is sending me a congratulatory letter. I still don’t know why it happened!

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    Artist I follow complained about a lack of smutty fic for her comic, so I wrote some in a "careful what you wish for" way, then joked about it being an unreasonable stretch goal for the vol. 1 kickstarter, and now an awesome artist is adapting my ghost smut

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    I once got into a twitter fight with the account about seals being better than sharks.... the Shark Week account was on the seal’s side

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    Tweeted out a post gym selfie b/c I was feeling good about myself. Random fitness influencer I hadn't heard of retweeted it to critique it. When I pointed out that was a dick thing to do, he started claiming he was a gift from god and just doing the lord's work.

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    There was this one time two famous comic book writers got into a debate about naked Bane because of a tweet I made... that was weird.

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    Someone asked to cite my tweets in a scholarly article about sexual assault discourse on social media. My display name at the time was "The Festive Corpse of Kujo Kiriya" & this poor soul obviously had no clue how to turn that into a professional form of address.

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    I once tweeted a comment about Ricky Gervais without tagging him and he sent me a string of tweets bragging about how rich he is.

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    I am blocked by Hulk Hogan and no idea why. Have never had any interactions with him.

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    But the ultimate joy in this story is, the angry hoard of vampires who she said would be coming after me? They were super nice, a bunch were big fans, and they apologized profusely for her embarrassing behavior. I still wonder, ‘wtf, world?’ :)

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    I was pestered by thousands of teenage girls for years because they thought I was the brother of a young woman dating a member of One Direction and that I was part of a global conspiracy to hide the secret love between two members of the group.

  18. When tweeted about hiving a swarm of bees and that led to me skipping out on working on my deadline book and helping to drop a tree full of bees on him after he sang Little Black Rain Cloud to calm them.

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    There was that time that the Best Buy twitter account got very invested in my Transformers shitposts

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    This wasn't the weirdiest thing that has happened me but: I remember post this Muppet Joker draw. And the weird thing was some guy replying like: “So you like Joker? Yo, Dave if you really give a shit about the cause then you should... bla bla, etc.”

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