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  1. 6 hours ago

    Those new fangled kids say " becky with the good eyebrows might be "

  2. Jul 10

    So the flies decided someone needed someone in charge and they elected someone to be lord of them, and he was a good lord, the best lord, so beautiful and they all lived happily ever after. Time for to trend again.

  3. Feb 19

    Huckleberry Finn- a lot of controversy over this book lately. Some say too many “N” words, some say not enough. Very fine people on both sides. Mark Twain getting a lot of attention , I expect his numbers to go up after this tweet.

  4. Jun 27

    What if Trump and had to do a group project...

  5. Feb 16

    Fortinbras says that I'm "dishonorable!" Sad!

  6. Mar 3
  7. Jul 12

    Those new fangled kids say " Hillary Clinton doppleganger be like "

  8. Feb 16

    Fortinbras is dull and annoying. Was too much of a pansy to take over Denmark himself. Had to wait for them to die. SAD!

  9. Jul 12
  10. May 26

    "Dictator uses propaganda, mind control & fear to rule a fascist, totalitarian state. Really inspirational." 's 1984

  11. Mar 2
    Replying to

    It’s all over again!

  12. Feb 15

    “And Johnny Tremain was a boy named Johnny and Tremain—by the way you know why they called him Tremain right? He was tremendous. TREMENDOUS. Also it was his last name I think, at least that’s what I’ve been told, what people everywhere have been saying.”

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  13. Feb 15
  14. Jan 4
    Replying to

    So many fables in a single tweet! But fables need morals and so do you. Find those you need to learn in this book. 👉

  15. Jun 7
    Replying to

    He doesn't know what D-Day was, does he?

  16. Jul 5
    Replying to

    He's a terrible public speaker. He reads with such uncertainty, you can tell he neither practiced or bothered to read up on the subject.

  17. Mar 1
  18. Feb 15

    “By the way, how would I look with the word “great” in front of my name. THE GREAT TRUMP. Pretty presidential, huh? The dems would crucify me if I did that. I’d never do that. Or... I don’t know. I don’t know. We’ll see.”

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  19. Jul 10

    The kidney. V v great. In the heart. Huge huge heart. W a great kidney.

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