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Laziness is a sin of the poor. The wealthy call it leisure
#Occupy#TrueStory http://bit.ly/BillBuddha pic.twitter.com/sZltejmGQS
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Tomorrow is the 130th anniversary of the last known vampire execution in American history. So, I want to give you a free book! To enter: RT. follow and leave a GIF, emoji or just tell me you want a copy of The Last Vampire!
#AuthorsOfTwitter#freebook#TrueStory#RhodeIslandpic.twitter.com/Fpp5pxmd3j
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Never forget right before Covid lock down when I met
@jamessmurray and he took a swig of my beer at Dave and Busters. He also walked right by me when I had a full mouth full of beer and told me I was funny.#TrueStory pic.twitter.com/QXqJIHLMDr
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Nothing lasts forever, except women’s love for good shoes, that is pretty much eternal.
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#TrueStory gesehen und ich feier sie jetzt schon
Kevin Hart geht immer 
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Tranquilo Pablo. Acéptalo y vete a lo tuyo, que en la de los 40 tendrás la oportunidad de aceptar o rechazar a los que te llamen cuando se vayan separando.
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People always tell me I’m so funny… And I’m like… Thank you. It’s because I’m sad on the inside lol
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Parzania Is a Real Story Inspired by 2002 Gujarat Genocide This movie is available on YouTube and Hotstar for Free just Go And Watch
#GujaratFiles#Parzania#TrueStory#gujarat2002pic.twitter.com/ByrvYrjk2F
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You’ve never really celebrated St. Patty’s Day like a TRUE Georgian until you’ve survived the port-a-potties at 10:30 PM on River Street in Savannah the evening of March 17th…

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True went 4 for 5, made a bunch of plays in the field. Came up bottom of the last inning down a run with 2 outs and a man on. Hit a walk-off, inside the park homer (a triple with an overthrow at third). Coaches named him MVP. We got it all on video. What a day!
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He doesn’t even look right. Feel bad he went to Jets (they r awful).. he’s immediately the best player in their history, Including Joe Namath.
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Not going to lie
#Twitterings
but #KeeganAndTiffany had the best exit,
I do hope they return in a few years 
#Tiffany girl I know my hair frizzes too when it rains
happy ending but yet still sad why do all the good ones go #EastEnders#TotzEmosh#TrueStory
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My eight year old son asked me when he’d get hair on his face. I said to myself oh boy here goes nothing and I launched into an explanation about puberty. Then I was like what made you ask and he said: “A year ago you said I can’t throw curveballs until I’m shaving.”
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Before I FAKE with you
I won’t FUCK with you
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I remember growing up n fallin in love and my aunt Tara told me boy dat ain’t da only good pussy n da world it’s more out there

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I just donated to help
@MSF_USA save lives of people caught in crisis. Join me here: http://bit.ly/msf-donate-now#StandWithUkriane#TrueStory
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