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  1. Mar 14

    Laziness is a sin of the poor. The wealthy call it leisure

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  2. Mar 16

    Tomorrow is the 130th anniversary of the last known vampire execution in American history. So, I want to give you a free book! To enter: RT. follow and leave a GIF, emoji or just tell me you want a copy of The Last Vampire!

    6 replies . 102 retweets 88 likes
  3. 6 minutes ago

    Never forget right before Covid lock down when I met and he took a swig of my beer at Dave and Busters. He also walked right by me when I had a full mouth full of beer and told me I was funny.

  4. Mar 13

    Well someone had to fucking say it.

    10 retweets 12 likes
  5. 21 Feb 2014

    Nothing lasts forever, except women’s love for good shoes, that is pretty much eternal.

    4 replies . 34 retweets 30 likes
  6. Mar 14

    5 Minuten gesehen und ich feier sie jetzt schon 😂👌 Kevin Hart geht immer 😁

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  7. 14 hours ago
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    Tranquilo Pablo. Acéptalo y vete a lo tuyo, que en la de los 40 tendrás la oportunidad de aceptar o rechazar a los que te llamen cuando se vayan separando.

    1 retweet 14 likes
  8. 1 minute ago

    People always tell me I’m so funny… And I’m like… Thank you. It’s because I’m sad on the inside lol

  9. Mar 15

    Parzania Is a Real Story Inspired by 2002 Gujarat Genocide This movie is available on YouTube and Hotstar for Free just Go And Watch

    7 replies . 32 retweets 47 likes
  10. 1 hour ago

    You’ve never really celebrated St. Patty’s Day like a TRUE Georgian until you’ve survived the port-a-potties at 10:30 PM on River Street in Savannah the evening of March 17th… 😳😩 🍑 ☘️

    1 reply . 1 retweet 6 likes
  11. Mar 16

    True went 4 for 5, made a bunch of plays in the field. Came up bottom of the last inning down a run with 2 outs and a man on. Hit a walk-off, inside the park homer (a triple with an overthrow at third). Coaches named him MVP. We got it all on video. What a day!

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  12. 5 hours ago

    He doesn’t even look right. Feel bad he went to Jets (they r awful).. he’s immediately the best player in their history, Including Joe Namath.

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    A message from 🗣
    38 replies . 9 retweets 327 likes
  13. 2 hours ago

    Not going to lie 😭😭 but had the best exit, 😭😭 I do hope they return in a few years 😭😭 girl I know my hair frizzes too when it rains 😭😭 happy ending but yet still sad why do all the good ones go 😭❤️

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  14. 2 hours ago

    Story of my life...🥲

  15. 9 hours ago

    My eight year old son asked me when he’d get hair on his face. I said to myself oh boy here goes nothing and I launched into an explanation about puberty. Then I was like what made you ask and he said: “A year ago you said I can’t throw curveballs until I’m shaving.”

    23 replies . 8 retweets 685 likes
  16. Mar 12

    Based on a true story 🤣

    2 replies . 2 retweets 15 likes
  17. Mar 16

    Before I FAKE with you‼️ I won’t FUCK with you💯

    17 retweets 16 likes
  18. 6 hours ago

    I remember growing up n fallin in love and my aunt Tara told me boy dat ain’t da only good pussy n da world it’s more out there 😂😂

    2 replies . 4 likes
  19. 11 hours ago

    With Angel's Wings WEBSITE TRAILER AMAZON

    1 reply . 127 retweets 75 likes
  20. 13 minutes ago

    I just donated to help save lives of people caught in crisis. Join me here:

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