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  1. 6 Apr 2016

    Sometimes I get so frustrated with things that I want to punch a wall. Instead I am peeling an orange.

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  2. 24 May 2013

    I had the choice between a speedo and a regular swimsuit- i chose the swimsuit

  3. May 4

    I’m slander proof… my skin is THAT thick & I have a GREAT sense of humor & self awareness…

    the fact that u getting slandered proves people didn't really listen to the interview
    12 replies 112 retweets 268 likes
  4. May 4

    😏

    I’m slander proof… my skin is THAT thick & I have a GREAT sense of humor & self awareness…
  5. 15 Jun 2014

    For Father's Day I sent my Dad a platter from Zabars & let him tell me how many attractive women he saw on the subway this week.

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