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Shoutout to Murray, KY for having a humidity of 95% today.
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I may or may not have to buy work a new toaster.
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Aidan farts on my candy...



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A little beauty to add to this already gorgeous day. The challenge: keep the kittens from chewing on them.
#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings pic.twitter.com/X62hkNNtUz
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When your cat decides to give the sunflower a bit of a haircut

#naughtycat#baldsunflower#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings pic.twitter.com/dSaGRnQ4ov
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when u spend $50 for ppl who can't afford bon voyage s2 and they go and try to change ur password on twt
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If you can't control the weight back down on the seated cable row, maybe we should lesson your load
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I may be wearing formal clothes but if I see a mud crab I reserve my right to go in.
#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings#partylikeajournalistpic.twitter.com/NputlXvdPx
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When you say to
@Smithcattleco "I need a paint stir stick" and he didn't get one@Lowes#fail#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings pic.twitter.com/PtlLLpIv1R
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what the ever-loving hell is wrong with the
#americanadministration#politics#oceans#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/883818196146454529 …
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And, a day later, we're already in people throwing shade at Patton and Meredith.
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@theiangleason At least the donuts had the same size bite mark..#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings -
Never let
@EcheSF1 play with your fidget spinner
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I used to like you. I am now questioning my decision to follow you on Twitter.
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Note the sticker on both Jeeps
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We're a half hour into our road trip & I already saw a dead moose
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Stupid hate groups co-opting ancient symbols. Can't use original meaning when it's steeped in BS.
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Running into a Thomas fandom argument on twitter like...
#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings https://twitter.com/thomastankmerch/status/882766273997885442 …
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Give tubers free air and they leave you with piles of garbage.
#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings#dontcomeback
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