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  2. Jul 7

    Shoutout to Murray, KY for having a humidity of 95% today.

  3. Jul 6

    I may or may not have to buy work a new toaster.

  4. 1 hour ago

    Aidan farts on my candy... 🙄🙄🙄

  5. 8 hours ago

    A little beauty to add to this already gorgeous day. The challenge: keep the kittens from chewing on them.

  6. Jul 7

    When your cat decides to give the sunflower a bit of a haircut 🤦🏻‍♀️😸

  7. Jun 29

    when u spend $50 for ppl who can't afford bon voyage s2 and they go and try to change ur password on twt 🙃

  8. Jul 5

    If you can't control the weight back down on the seated cable row, maybe we should lesson your load

  9. 15 hours ago

    I may be wearing formal clothes but if I see a mud crab I reserve my right to go in.

  10. 23 hours ago

    When you say to "I need a paint stir stick" and he didn't get one

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  13. 4 hours ago

    And, a day later, we're already in people throwing shade at Patton and Meredith.

  14. 17 hours ago
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    At least the donuts had the same size bite mark..

  15. 23 hours ago

    Never let play with your fidget spinner 😑

  16. 23 hours ago
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    I used to like you. I am now questioning my decision to follow you on Twitter. 😜

  17. Jul 7
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  18. Jul 6

    We're a half hour into our road trip & I already saw a dead moose

  19. Jul 6

    Stupid hate groups co-opting ancient symbols. Can't use original meaning when it's steeped in BS.

  20. Jul 5
  21. Jul 5

    Give tubers free air and they leave you with piles of garbage.

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