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  1. Jul 2

    Disorderly queuing. It's not fucking rocket science people.

  2. Jul 1

    When nobody queues but the regimented Brits at the taxi rank or bus stop when abroad on holiday.

  3. Jun 27

    I know I am ridiculously late to the party but, when you get a youtube ad that you can't skip

  4. Jun 27

    Not switching off the toaster before fishing inside with a knife No piece of toast is worth dying for!

  5. Jun 28

    . This is wrong. Please stop doing it. Leaves me reeling

  6. Jun 20

    Was so hot at Ascot today, people allowed to remove their jackets for the first time in the event's history!

  7. Jul 5
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    Bin Strikes Tube Train strikes School Strikes Nurse Ambulance Strikes The Conservative Party

  8. Jun 23

    When there's a and your chocolate biscuits stick together

  9. Jun 21

    having your first day off in weeks on the day it rains..

  10. Jul 5
  11. Jul 4

    A phone scammer called 2 day (truth) 'Good Morning Madam I'm calling you from Windows' ??? I had fun.

  12. Jul 3
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  13. Jul 2

    Don't do it, Donny, you visiting falls under for real. We've been through enough, leave us alone!

  14. Jul 2
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  15. Jul 2

    Tory MPs praising public sector workers then awarding them a real terms pay cut (again)

  16. Jul 2

    When Americans say we have shit food. Apparently there's a correlation between good food and the diabeetus.

  17. Jul 2

    When your local gets closed down to build the 16th tesco express in the area.

  18. Jul 2

    Piers Morgan. No one likes him? Can't imagine why.

  19. Jun 30

    If is still an ongoing thing: the disappearance of Cadbury snaps and prawn cocktail Wotsits. Where art thou?

  20. Jun 30

    . still not having an edit function & other . Our roundup is here

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