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  1. 18 jun.

    Please.. Mama... Please Sir... If you are going out to happy hour tonight and I'm djing.. Please don't walk in and smell like a bag of fresh cut onions... &

  2. 8 nov. 2017

    Kindly don't follow me to gain a follower and then unfollow me 😀

  3. 21 aug. 2017

    PSA: Do not interrupt Schwab or Peter's classes to preorder a tshirt ‼️

  4. 12 feb. 2017

    "When are you getting married?" is the "Why are you still single?" of the dating world

  5. 23 feb. 2016

    DONT👏INVITE👏 ME 👏TO 👏YOUR WEDDING 👏IF 👏YOURE 👏NOT👏GONNA 👏HAVE 👏AN 👏OPEN BAR

  6. 18 sep. 2015
  7. 30 jul. 2015

    I went outside for .02 seconds and got four mosquito bites.

  8. 19 mei 2015

    don't make promises if you can't keep them plz

  9. 27 dec. 2014
    Als antwoord op

    RT @OUAT_SassySwan: News Flash He screwed me got me pregnant and left

  10. 10 okt. 2014

    Netflix me pregunta: ¿Conoces a alguien a quien le gustaría cómo conocí a tu madre?

  11. 2 jul. 2014
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  12. 7 feb. 2014
  13. 2 feb. 2014

    I hate following people that follow you and then they unfollow.

  14. 28 jan. 2014

    I would like to have a sit down with all the parents who taught their kids to say "excuse you" instead of "excuse me"

  15. 26 jan. 2014
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  16. 3 jan. 2014

    If you're gonna be rude when you do rates you might as well not do them.....

  17. 16 mei 2013

    Leggings are not pants.

  18. 27 apr. 2013

    The percentage of people I snap chat on a daily basis and don't snap chat me back: 100%

  19. 1 jan. 2013

    Why don't trucks ever return the Georgia two finger salute back to me? Is it because I drive a Rav?

  20. 30 okt. 2012
    Als antwoord op

    @emlennon Emily stop belittling me

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