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  1. 11 Aug 2020

    Finally the vaccine discovered

    1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
  2. 26 Mar 2018

    Glad I have such a dedicated following of hook-up bots

    1 reply 4 likes
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  3. 3 Jul 2018

    I can’t believe we got all this for two cents an acre.

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  4. 27 Oct 2019

    Thanksgiving must now be called Thanksrussia, so adjust your realities accordingly. I can’t believe he just did that.

    13 replies 40 retweets 186 likes
  5. 2 Aug 2019

    I stubbed my toe

    I cheated on my diet today and feel guilty as shit.
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    1 retweet 8 likes
  6. 23 Mar 2018
    Replying to and

    Russia made Her say it.

    1 reply 4 retweets 19 likes
  7. 24 Jul 2019

    According to Nunez, Russia helped the dems elect Trump.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  8. 19 Apr 2019

    74 boxes full of I'm With Her bumper stickers.

    3 retweets 7 likes
  9. 23 Sep 2020

    I hate conspiracy theories. They're stupid. But I know there are some real conspiracies. Like Trump, who actively worked with Russia. The real danger of insane conspiracy theories is that they teach us to ignore and pre-emptively discredit real conspiracies.

    7 replies 11 retweets 26 likes
  10. 11 Jul 2019

    Twitter was down.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  11. 18 Oct 2018

    Happy Alaska Day! Celebrations today commemorate the Transfer of Russian claim to the United States of America, which happened in Sitka on October 18, 1867! We're proud to be a part of the parade & festivities every year!

    11 likes
  12. 27 Jul 2018

    WHALE, time to update my Twitter password 😡😡 🙄🙄

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  13. 15 Jul 2018

    WE HOPE TO SEE ALL THE TEAMS NEXT YEAR!!! LOVE TO ALL THE ⚽️🎉🍾🇫🇷🎊🎆😎

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  14. 3 Jun 2019

    I got retweeted by a bot !

    2 likes
  15. 2 Aug 2019

    for hacking into my DNA and making me ugly.

    3 likes
  16. 27 Jul 2018

    Thanks, but that's not what I wanted.

    Russian scientists claim to have resurrected 40,000-year-old worms buried in ice
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  17. 2 Aug 2019

    I spilled my Pepsi,

    My husband forgot to take the trash out last night.
    4 likes
  18. 3 Aug 2019

    My dog wont take his medicine!

    I just spilt tea on one of my cars.
    2 likes
  19. 13 Mar 2018

    Twitter no longer allows us to send the same tweet from multiple accounts. This will force us to use the RETWEET function in many instances. This is no way to treat a long time customer (that pays absolutely nothing for the free service....)

    1 reply 14 retweets 6 likes
  20. 1 Aug 2019
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    I didn't get enough sleep last night and am tired today.

    1 retweet 22 likes

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