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  1. 20 hours ago

    just spent the last of my gambling winnings on gas

  2. 4 hours ago

    all I can taste is blood

  3. 20 hours ago

    Waiting in a 30 min line to save 20 cents on gas is wild

  4. May 19

    Was #4 in multiversus since ive yet to drop a set, but then i won 4 games in a row then dopped to 20 😀

  5. 12 hours ago

    I made my first substitution. Instead of buying this bodywash for like 13 something bought nivea body wash for half the price ($$$/oz). I am pretty sure last time i bought it it was 9 something.. My life is officially affected!!!

  6. 17 hours ago

    My right airpod doesn't work.

  7. May 18

    It’s how they rig the elections! They have control now and American elections are no longer trusted.

  8. 13 hours ago

    That’s change we can believe in! Crowdinvesting was made possible by the JOBS Act signed by President . This allowed the 90% of Americans who are not wealthy to invest directly in to private companies for the first time through platforms like

  9. May 19

    I think they are a lovely couple and I hope they had a fantastic evening. All this hate, bigotry, racism and division was sanctioned and encouraged by one man.

  10. 14 hours ago

    They just installed new automatic soap dispensers in the restroom at work. If you don't place your hand just right, it won't 'money shot' your palm.

  11. May 18

    Wait, so you're telling me that taking unprescribed horse deworming medicine is bad for you?

  12. May 14

    What’s up with when someone else sneezes and u say bless u, and then when u sneeze they don’t bless u.

  13. May 18

    By 1986, my first celebrity crush was after I watched E.T. & Babes In Toyland, and I swore I was going to be a famous drummer one day so that could buy her that black house with pink shutters that she always wanted. 😁

  14. He couldn't even fill a funeral home parlor on the campaign trail.

  15. instead dems push the again. i think every woman should be entitled to an abortion until the moment of birth at her discretion. but that's not going to pass, and this whpa messaging game is harming women.

  16. May 17

    Today I get to play the "Does 93 octane gas cost $5 in WSS yet" game. It's absolutely riveting.

  17. May 13

    Sorry for all the audio issues last night!!! I realized my siege sounded like a chalk board.

  18. May 16

    just slapped a cockroach to near death with my bare fist. watching it slowly die a painful death like the indignant piece of little shit i think it is.

  19. May 14

    Spent$350 on has in the past whereas it would've been $100 two years ago

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