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  1. 21 Feb 2021

    Ted Cruz couldn't be in Mexico. So Houston brought Mexico to him. (Yes, that's Cruz's house in the background)

  2. 27 Feb 2021

    “You are not in on the joke. It is not for you to enjoy.”

  3. 7 Nov 2021

    Big Bird mobilizes his supporters. Tells ..to put a sock in it.

  4. 1 Mar 2021
    Replying to

    Garland offered to meet by Zoom. Cruz refused.

  5. Feb 24
  6. 21 Feb 2021

    Why didn’t Aidy Bryant trend for playing Ted Cruz? Sigh... 😂😂😂

  7. Jan 7

    The best thing could do for Texas and the United States of America is to move to Cancun. Permanently. Stat.

  8. 26 Mar 2021

    Ted Cruz was “Heckled” by a family who were out having a birthday barbecue party. They shine their flashlights across the river, and see some crazy gringos tromping in the weeds ! “Omg, it’s ! Hey Ted ! How’s the insurrection going ?” Michigan GOP Geraldo Rivera

  9. 26 Feb 2021
  10. May 11

    Ted Cruz has to be the worst. Even the father whose son was just released from Russian prison called him out about being a useless douchebag. Well maybe not in those words, it’s not verbatim but you get my drift.

  11. 25 Feb 2021

    Ted Cruz pretending to be back to business as usual !!!

  12. 27 Feb 2021

    75% approve Hmmm 75% of Texas wants Ted to stay in Mexico!!!!!

  13. 11 Aug 2021

    went on a rant not to mandate masks at schools, he forgot to tell you the private school his brats go to require masks! So his kids are masking, he is telling you your kids aren’t as special. What a piece of shit

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  14. 7 Mar 2021

    goes nowhere fast. for Prime Minister of Dummies. for Premier of Idiots. Donaldo Hey. tRump is STILL the head Stooge of the MAGAt cult.

  15. 23 Feb 2021
  16. Ted Cruz is a fricking joke. A bad one. Do you agree?

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