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What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The Space bar!
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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
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The cashier asked if I want my milk in a bag. I said "No thanks. Keep it in the jug, please."
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What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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I wanted to write an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already taken.
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I’m trying to fit tight rope walking into my schedule but it’s a real balancing act.
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So this person went to the doctor and told the doctor he had an addiction to twitter and the doctor said well I am not following.
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There are two major products of Berkeley CA, LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this is a coincidence.
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What was the hipster doing at the computer? Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.
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Remember in the 90's to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powerd your internet.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous
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I could tell you an ICMP joke but it would probably be repetitive.
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:~> make love make: *** No rule to make target love. Stop.
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Person1: Aren't we all internet explorers? Person2: You mean we run slow and no one likes us.
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Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing, China? To see the "Great Firewall".
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Yesterday a guy tried to sell me a coffin, I told him that was the last thing I needed!
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:~> [ whereis my brain? bash: [: missing ]
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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you’re alive? I did and apparently I won’t be allowed on this airline again…...
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Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body? Siri: The second page of a Google search.
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What's the difference between an Mac and a virus? A virus does something.
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