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A wise man once said: “The plural of regex is regrets”
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Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library
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Long ago people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter, and other jobs of life were called SAINTS. Now they are called Engineers.
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A women’s “I’ll be ready in 5 mins” is the same as a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 mins”
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I've decided that my 2020 starts on the 1st fo February, January was just a trial month.
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Who needs a significant other when you have a computer to annoy you all day long?
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by 7-10 hours.
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Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, it’s in your hand.
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However beautiful the strategy you should occasionally look at the results.
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Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.
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Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
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