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    A wise man once said: “The plural of regex is regrets”

  2. 28. sij

    Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library

  3. Long ago people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter, and other jobs of life were called SAINTS. Now they are called Engineers.

  4. 4. velj

    A women’s “I’ll be ready in 5 mins” is the same as a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 mins”

  5. 3. velj

    I've decided that my 2020 starts on the 1st fo February, January was just a trial month.

  6. 31. sij

    Who needs a significant other when you have a computer to annoy you all day long?

  7. 30. sij

    A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by 7-10 hours.

  8. 29. sij

    Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, it’s in your hand.

  9. 27. sij

    However beautiful the strategy you should occasionally look at the results.

  10. 23. pro 2019.

    Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

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