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  2. Sep 4

    I’m starting a series of tweets on US English words that programs often pronounce incorrectly. shortcomings - I live in the United States. - The broadcast is live.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    Awwww my is cute, he can understand my croaky voice

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  4. Sep 7
  5. 14 hours ago

    Conversation I overheard my husband telling when she beeped at him. “I did not touch you to turn on.” 🤨😏🤣

  6. Sep 1

    Sexting can be difficult and hilarious sometimes. For example, you text “give me every inch of your COCK!” But the phone changes it to “give me every inch of your COLD” and you press send before you realize 😂😷🤷🏼‍♀️ Has this happened to you !?

  7. When your 17-month-old gets ahold your iphone..

  8. 2 hours ago

    I loathe when I say “hey sweetie!” To my son and EVERYTIME Siri pops onto my phone and says “hey hunny”

  9. 55 minutes ago

    The AI assistant that will ultimately win is the one that stays with you for your whole life, slowly learning how you think. Then, when you get old, it compensates for your loss of faculties. It essentially makes you forever young.

  10. 2 hours ago

    UM ok but like why is so sassy ?? Like it’s funny but also calm down

  11. 50 minutes ago

    "We are seeing a new era of responsive and unique personas in (like and ), but their humble beginnings started as early as the 1960’s." via

  12. 12 hours ago

    If I fail, the blame goes to

  13. Anybody know what’s wrong with ?

  14. 6 hours ago

    I think is my soulmate. She always knows exactly what I’m thinking.

  15. William: Hey Siri... Can you make me a peanut butter jelly sandwich? Siri: I cannot. William: Well what kind of sandwich can I have? Siri: ...

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  16. This Woman Says She's The Voice Behind . Meet Susan Bennett

  17. 20 hours ago

    Oyy frustration pilla 🙍‍♀️ aliyas wish You a very very Happiest birthday ever..🎂🍰🎉✨🎇 It does not matter if you forget to wear your special Sunday dress, your red lipstick or you best shoes; just don’t forget to wear your pretty smile! Wonderful bday!

  18. Sep 6

    I asked if she could help me get a date, she replied she doesn't do miracles.😐

  19. 5 hours ago

    Just now... Me, “ What’s up with your tone of voice? It’s so low.” Siri replied, “I just had a cup of tea with lemon.” Me, 😳

  20. 11 hours ago

    Me: “Hey Siri, what tv channels are showing the England Nations Cup Football match this evening?” Siri: “England are not playing, the last time was against Belgium”.

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