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  1. Mar 22
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    . ? You don't work. You watch tv. I gotta pee

  2. May 28
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    AAHHHHHHHHH! That felt GREAT to finally relieve myself all over this vile practice.

  3. Mar 22

    ICYM: decides adult diapers patent case same day Gorsuch is asked how he can sit so long without a bathroom break.

    5 retweets 8 likes
  4. Mar 21

    love Ben Sasse.

    0:39
    Sen. Ben Sasse asked Gorsuch about the "SCOTUS bladder"
  5. Mar 22

    parries Democrats' attacks on last day | He makes it look sooo easy!

  6. Apr 2
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    One thing I can say is that no has ever gone RIGHT after ascending.

  7. Mar 24

    Absolutely hysterical!!!

    0:30
    MUST WATCH: Senator Ben Sasse Asks The ONE Question Everyone Was Thinking!
    1 retweet 1 like
  8. Mar 22

    The next text from 's wife read "Urine big trouble."

    1 like
  9. Mar 22

    I gotta pee!

  10. Mar 22
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    - - "can you see 30 minutes into the future" - "is it true that you've been endorsed by john elway" - "true fisherman"

    1 reply
  11. Mar 29

    And in international related news—

    Supreme Court delays ammonia tank emptying -
  12. Mar 23
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    Projection. 100% speaks.

  13. Mar 23
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    . LOL, I think I just pee'd myself!

  14. Mar 22

    is the Charles Barkley of the US Senate. On point takes with comedic levity especially in light of

  15. Mar 21

    . 😂😂😂💦💦💦

    0:21
    Texts from 's wife (as read by the senator): "How in the world is Gorsuch able to go so many hours at a time without peeing?"
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  16. Mar 21
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    I wondered the same thing!

  17. Mar 21

  18. Mar 21

    How are the hearings going? Oh wait, they never happened because Republicans violated the Constitution.
    2 retweets 2 likes
  19. Mar 21

    Apparently was jealous of the , "highest court in the land" jokes at today's

    Fighting a horse-sized duck: Sen. Jeff Flake gets goofy during Gorsuch questioning via by
    2 retweets 1 like

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