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  2. Oct 20

    What is the craziest Wi-Fi name you've seen?

    8 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
  3. Oct 27

    "Dude, cool sickle." "Scythe. It's a scythe," Death corrects him. "It's , man." The Reaper pinches where his nose used to be. "Let's just go, Bob." "Will Bill & Ted be there?" Bob asks, playing air guitar. Death harvests him & wanders off, muttering about retirement.

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  4. 13 minutes ago

    Millennials.

  5. 3 minutes ago

    Getting Your Daily Dose of News about and surrounding area?

  6. 7 minutes ago
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    I remember in TK was doing a game with Bremer when the Twins starting sucking again. Bremer, trying to sell hope, asked TK to assess the young Twins players getting their feet wet in the majors that season. TK said that Plouffe may be a decent utility player some day.

  7. 55 minutes ago

    reppin Monday night. Headed to the Ralph

  8. 7 minutes ago

    Bruh 😩😂😂😂😂😂💀

    I gotta make sure I never go bald. I over heard some girl having a conversation she was like "giiiiiiiiiiirl his hairline don't even wanna stay with him why should I?"
  9. 7 hours ago

    I won the award for ‘Best Actress’ at the Richard Harris International Film Fest lastnight. I’m so grateful, I don’t even know where to start. Phil won best editor and it’s the most well deserved award. So proud of our little short. My heart is so full today 💗

    3 replies 3 retweets 31 likes
  10. 11 hours ago

    When says "On your mans face, that's what I call a facial" Bragga naah mean😍😍💃💃😄😄 Yaaaaas bitch "if he Handsome I end up sitting on his face, sent him as pictures now he trynna penetrate" 💃

    1 reply 7 retweets 21 likes
  11. 11 hours ago

    lol never fails us lol 😅😅😅😅

    6 replies 40 retweets 110 likes
  12. 1 hour ago

    When you cut a tweet and wait to paste it a few hours later cause otherwise people would definitely know who it's about... Not me!

  13. 1 hour ago

    On this day, a legend was born....and the rest was history...

    1 retweet 4 likes
  14. Oct 28

    Old people at weddings always poked me and used to say, "you're next". I started doing the same thing to them at the funerals, now no one gives a f**k about my wedding 😂😂 😎

    2 replies 40 retweets 34 likes
  15. 19 hours ago

    I hope I never get on bad side.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. 2 hours ago

    Jesus. This story about this ex-husband shooting his wife, mil and even their dog is simply devastating.

  17. 8 hours ago
    Replying to

    You’re officially my favorite person to follow

    1 retweet 15 likes
  18. 3 hours ago

    omg literally just failed my geometry test 😈😝😘😎🤩🤪🤙🖕💋💅🏻🙈✨

    1 reply 1 like
  19. 3 hours ago

    I just spit sweet tea ALL OVER my freaking apartment 😂😂😂😂

    Hey , the support group for back-to-back losers meets on Tuesdays.
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  20. Oct 27

    Me: Hey mom, did you vote yet? Mom: Yes Me: Good Mom: And I voted for the other guy since doesn’t support you and your job. No one messes with my kid. Me: His name . And mom, I’m 41 Mom: And you’re still my kid

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  21. 1 hour ago

    Becky-Owens in the next Mixed Match Challenge plz.

    She tried.

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