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  1. Jul 12

    I am a real "Freak in the Sheets" if you know what I mean... Probably not what you're thinking.

    2 replies 30 retweets 115 likes
  2. May 25

    ill buy us tickets to Giants games and let you touch my boobs.

    5 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
  3. Jul 28

    Seriously people, I really am a freak in the sheets.

    2 replies 19 retweets 81 likes
  4. Jul 30

    I might be psychotic but at least i have a good taste in music

    2 retweets 4 likes
  5. 6 Oct 2017

    the dumbest, smallest shit can make me smile for a whole day

    2 retweets 3 likes
  6. Jan 14

    I'm certified in CPR, just in case you lose your breath! 😉

    6 retweets 12 likes
  7. Jan 4

    I'll yell at you everyday for living crusty milk cups all over the place LOOKING AT YOU ZACH

    4 likes
  8. 17 hours ago

    I absolutely love hand written letters, just to think someone took the time to get paper and pen to write something special for you is so amazing and not common anymore. Handwritten letters are so underrated
    1 like
  9. Jul 24

    A man that not only apologizes but acknowledges your feelings and takes steps to make sure he doesn't repeat the same mistakes
  10. Jul 23

    1 reply 10 retweets 29 likes
  11. Jul 23

    This gotta be ya energy every time you see me idc.
  12. Jul 14

    I’ve been in bed since 10 pm on a Saturday night.

    3 likes
  13. Jun 25

    Well that’s a new one: Sleep walking getting undressed and taking a shower.

    2 likes
  14. Jun 24

    you can always steal the covers without my complaint cause I'm a human furnace and i don't sleep with them anyways

    9 likes
  15. Jun 11

    I’m not perfect, but at least I’m not a flat-Earther.

    3 likes
  16. May 24

    your pet will like and trust me 100%

    2 likes
  17. May 13

    Pretty impressed with my first bbq meal! Steak, rosted veggies, fries and corn. So good!

    2 likes
  18. May 13

    My industry hook ups are fucking insane. How the fuck is this $200 check one cent. Lmfao. How am I such a gluttonous piece of garbage.

    3 likes
  19. Apr 3

    I partake in hashtag games on twitter

    1 retweet 2 likes
  20. Apr 3

    can’t express myself without memes

    1 like

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