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  1. 11 Dec 2017

    1. I love all my cats. 2. I love all your cats. 3. I get alot of cats adopted across the world. 4. Im told my cats, music and I bring joy to many 5. I love cat ladies 6. Retweet if you agree

  2. 11 Dec 2017

    I never threw the baby penguin off the cliff in Mario 64

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  4. 11 Dec 2017

    because my flaws are: 1. I sing in the shower 2. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering

  5. 11 Dec 2017

    Santa takes bribes

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  7. 11 Dec 2017

    Have a little fire warning Oklahoma? 😏

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  9. 11 Dec 2017

    RT & ♥️ for your chance to win this beauty bundle! 💄💋 Link to shop in bio!  

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  10. 11 Dec 2017

    Because I take all my meds so I don’t throat punch morons.

  11. 12 Jan 2018

    i'm very good to 's mom

  12. 11 Dec 2017

    I didn’t expose my boyfriends sexuality to his family after he cheated on me... 🤭

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  13. 11 Dec 2017

    I tell Mowgli where the treats are hidden.

  14. 11 Dec 2017

    I use two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence.

  15. 11 Dec 2017

    I’ve never set up a Page

  16. I apologized to the dog for always blaming it on him

  17. 11 Dec 2017

    I haven't killed Muslims or raped women this year.

  18. 11 Dec 2017

    I'm a Yankees fan, and he already got me my gift. Not Santa, I mean Cashman

  19. 11 Dec 2017

    because the drinks are on me.

  20. 11 Dec 2017

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