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  1. Dec 31

    Funny how people think their problems are going to vanish in 2019. Enjoy your New Year’s floating down denile

  2. Jan 3

    My Facebook memories for today include the time I claimed I was going to write a novel about a barmaid and call it "The Girl With The Flagon Tattoo."

  3. Jan 4

    Us science folks are a whole different breed of awesome, lemme tell you!

  4. 22 hours ago

    Someone tell Taylor Swift that form poems will never go out of style and I can support this with textual evidence.

  5. Jan 3

    was that Gu or on today’s Hot Dog Topping Six Pack?

  6. Jan 1

    I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, I'm outstanding🤣

  7. 19 hours ago

    Surely that caption for "Julep" should say she's mooooving to a newer larger home?

  8. 30 Dec 2018

    *Looking at bed comforters* Her: “look blue satin!” Me: “like it’s sad?” Her: “uhh what?” Me: 🙄

  9. 17 hours ago
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  12. 30 Dec 2018
  13. Jan 3

    Took a break from doin’, you know, library stuff to collaborate on this glorious, punny entryway!

  14. 13 hours ago
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  18. Jan 2

    Me - look at this tree. He looks so hoppy! Dave - 🤦‍♂️ @ Delaware County, Pennsylvania

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