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My friend went into the library yesterday and asked “Do you have any books on shelving?” The librarian said, “Yes, all of them”
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Mary had a little lamb Call the midwife....
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What do you call a drunk bloke with super powers? Stupor Man.
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What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? Wander woman.
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My friend has just passed her Masters degree in salad studies. She now has lettuce after her name...
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Sorry sir, we don’t serve time travelers here. A time traveller walks into a bar.
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I used to date a girl who loved to be covered in cheese... She was a cracker.
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Looking for a hot date, or a very warm raisin at least.
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Snowy the Dog is visiting the Western office this afternoon advising on our construction comms - his speciality is roofing!
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And just like that, we’re home for Christmas! A Christmas Carol European Tour, 2019: 3 months, 12 countries, and 27 border crossings. Time for a bit of shut eye

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