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  1. 12 Dec 2016
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    Saturday's and Sunday's because it takes that long to read from the book of sauces and make fettuccini dreadlocks

  2. 12 Feb 2016
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    Our lives have truly been touched by your Noodly appendage. We give thanks. Happy Friday.

  3. 9 Jul 2014
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  4. Guise listen up! Big news guise! I have officially converted religions. I am now a Pastafarian. Me tinks I & I get on jus' fine.

  5. 29 Sep 2017
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    Ramen!

  6. 1 Mar 2015

    It is time that the general public stops insulting religious beliefs strongly held by Pastafarians worldwide. I'll educate

  7. 5 Mar 2016
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  8. 20 Aug 2018

    Im just glad that the state of Hamburg, Germany seems to be much more open to religious beliefs than the NL, they even signed a treaty with the ditib Hamburg branch while Ditib imams ars suspected of spying. Btw tricornes are way cooler on ID photos ;D

  9. 8 Aug 2017
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    Become Pastafarian my fellow tortellini! Eat spaghetti everyday for a week as initiation! That is the Pastafari way.

  10. 19 Aug 2018

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster will reign once again

  11. 11 Jan 2015

    Just made fresh tagliatelle with . A day well spent @_BakeitYourself

  12. 10 Sep 2014

    Fo real. Next time you eat and are so full that you feel sick, think about endless pasta at Olive Garden and try not to puke

  13. 3 Dec 2015

    I keep hearing good things about this Italian/Jamaican fusion restaurant.

  14. 25 May 2016
  15. 1 Dec 2018
  16. 19 Sep 2018
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    welcome to the first day of the rest of your life

  18. 1 Mar 2015

    In times of need a takes refuge in the three jewels of: the dough, the water and the heat that boils

  19. 25 May 2018
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    As a proud member of the Church of the flying Spaghettimonster I am quite resistant ✌️

  20. 14 Aug 2018

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