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  1. Family ties: A first cousin I haven't heard from in at least a decade emails me -- to complain, indignantly, about the crowd estimate for the KC victory parade. (It was much bigger, she says.)

  2. 5. velj

    My son has just suggested inventing non-alcoholic whisky

  3. 31. kol 2019.

    Told my grandma “it would be fun to put chocolate chips in the biscotti! 😊” Now I’m

  4. 17. srp 2019.

    Colter: ‘I see you did that Face App thing that makes you look really old in the picture you just posted.’ Me: ‘What Face App?’

  5. 3. srp 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    You need to be careful with idle threats or they won’t be taken seriously. I threatened to take my son Bill out of my will if he didn’t shape up. He didn’t shape up. Guess who is out of the will? BILL!!

  6. 29. ožu 2019.

    I had brain surgery 5 weeks ago and I still have not seen #1?? What the heck?? ??

  7. 8. velj 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    This makes me think of my nephew Eugene, the Psychologist. He suggests I take a neuro-psych test to “determine a diagnosis.” No need, I already have the diagnosis: MOST BELOVED AND RESPECTED PATRIARCH EVER! The treatment? THROWING YOU OUT OF MY WILL! BYE-BYE EUGENE!

  8. 17. sij 2019.
  9. Odgovor korisniku/ci

    such a disappointment...Dear football gods with a little g, where did I go wrong with this one???

  10. My teen left with friends and funds to bring back a pint of ice cream almost an hour ago. I’m looking out the window like a retiree waiting for the mailman. No sign of him. Where could he be? Bottom of the 8th and Dad needs his cookie dough.

  11. When your kids think it’s funny to send you this.

  12. 7. lip 2018.

    I grew up playing hockey, it’s my favorite sport. I texted my oldest son tonight asking if he was watching Gm 5 of the Cup Championship; his response: “No, I’m watching Jersey Shore.”

  13. 2. svi 2018.

    I guess the thrill of seeing your grandma grocery shopping after work is only one-sided ?

  14. 18. tra 2018.

    My son's doing a monologue from my play and he's CUTTING MY SHOW.

  15. 1. tra 2017.

    My moms so upset over my April Fools tattoo photo. I told her 3 times it was fake 😂

  16. 24. velj 2017.

    Family won't speak to me and wife about politics. Maybe because we scream: You voted for Nazis! Enjoy your tax cuts, racists!

  17. 17. ruj 2016.

    When my grandpa is a die hard Boston fan and I'm wearing NY 😂

  18. 29. kol 2016.

    Kid said "if they throw it over Alonzo's head you say they threw it 'over Yonder'" This is his favorite A's related joke.

  19. 12. lis 2015.

    when the beat drops so does grandma

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