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  2. 4 hours ago

    No one said you'd been replaced with a QUALITY cyborg.'

  3. 5 hours ago

    Amazing.. in times of the Internet & Youtube Still, the Indian Media believes they can quote & get away??

    59 retweets 80 likes
  4. 23 hours ago

    When your job is to handle people’s meat.

    2 likes
  5. Jul 8

    "I'm okay with cyber bullying these guys"

    8 likes
  6. Jul 8

    OMG, the Three Seashells are buttons. Flush/Bidet/Dry. I can't believe I never thought of that before.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. Jul 8

    To honor the fallen brethren slain this day by the MerchantMarauder Howl Howl For Our Fallen!

    4 likes
  8. Jul 8

    "I love tampons" -

    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. Jul 7

    Lecturer: "Plaintiffs are typically losers." Me: Today I learned I am a plaintiff

    2 likes
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    Jul 7

    another

    4 likes
  11. Jul 7

    "I like your black balls, Damon." - Lewie

    4 likes
  12. Jul 6

    What I say doesnt make me who I am remember that.

    2 likes
  13. Jul 5

    you will never be able to hold Chris Evans

    1 retweet 2 likes
  14. Jul 5

    JY: Momo slept with Miyeokgook (seaweed soup) on the sofa, I bought it from the store from her and she slept with it 😂😂

    6 retweets 5 likes
  15. Jul 5

    Nayeon: Mina uses 4 fingers instead of 2 fingers 😏😏 if you understand

    24 retweets 34 likes
  16. Jul 4

    : "Well, if that happens, best case scenario is an earthquake tipped the house on its side. Worse case is gravity has failed."

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Jul 4

    "Manguage? What's a manguage?" "I don't know, ask an eyebrow."

    4 likes
  18. Jul 3

    When you lie down to sleep tonight, just remember, it's not goodnight. It's see you later.

    2 retweets 7 likes
  19. Jul 3

    "Get married in a coffee shop. Have your reception in a pub. That's the way to do it." -

    1 retweet 3 likes
  20. Jul 3

    . : "You could pretty much serve me hot and it'd be fine."

    2 retweets 3 likes
  21. Jun 30

    Thanks for my afterbirth Microsoft!

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