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  1. 26 Dec 2018

    Logan Paul: 'I Didn't Realize People Who Commit Suicide Kill Themselves'

  2. 28 Dec 2018

    Report: We Don't Make Any Money If You Don't Click The Fucking Link

  3. 26 Dec 2018

    ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

  4. Jan 3

    Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer

  5. 29 Dec 2018

    Comey: 'What Can I Say, I'm Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama'

  6. Jan 2

    Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring

  7. 30 Dec 2018

    Man With 20 Rifles Can't Remember If His Goal To Start Or Stop Violent Overthrow Of Government

  8. 31 Dec 2018

    'We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,' Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

  9. Jan 2

    Paw Patrol' Writers Defend Episode Where German Shepherd Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back

  10. 18 hours ago

    Nation Baffled By Childless Woman Who Doesn't Even Have High-Powered Career

  11. Jan 2

    Picky Refugee Just Expects To Be Reunited With Exact Same Family As Before

  12. Jan 3

    Satan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell

  13. Jan 2

    Every Driver In Roundabout Just Winging It

  14. Jan 2

    Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

  15. Jan 1
  16. Jan 3

    Young Girls Creeped Out By Older Scientists Constantly Trying To Lure Them Into STEM

  17. 31 Dec 2018

    Meghan Markle's College Friends Stuck At Table With Sickly Habsburg Cousins

  18. Jan 2

    Sick, Elderly Man Screaming About Foreigners Stealing From Him

  19. Jan 2

    New Stardew Valley Expansion Allows Player To Shoot Self In Barn After Family Farm Bankrupted By Corporate Agribusiness

  20. Jan 2

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