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#OtherDershowitzArguments. If the President grabs it, it’s not YOUR pussy any more. -
#OtherDershowitzArguments The President can “double dip” his chip into the guac and it’s illegal under the Constitution to say anything -
You can rob a bank as long as you believe that you’ll use the money in the best interest of society.
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#OtherDershowitzArguments The President can do absolutely anything he thinks will get him re-elected if he thinks he’s a good President Wait, sorry. That’s a real one. -
#OtherDershowitzArguments Primae Noctis, Motherfuckers -
#OtherDershowitzArguments If Trump shot someone on Fifth Avenue, that wouldn’t be a crime. Because the bullet would be inside the person and possession is nine-tenths of the law. -
#OtherDershowitzArguments It doesn’t matter if the glove fits. If a president has fingers, you must acquit. -
If the President smelt it, someone ELSE dealt it.
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#OtherDershowitzArguments The President is actually just allowed to ignore any votes against him, because he views it as not being in national interest to lose. Even if he loses the election, he can just DECIDE to win. -
Yes — she was a minor and she massaged my crotch, but it was legal because my underwear was on.
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#OtherDershowitzArguments The President can come to your house and take any 5 items of his choice without protest. -
Only Trump can decide if “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie.
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Statutory rape should be defined on whether the child wanted it or not. Wait no... He actually said this.
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#OtherDershowitzArguments "Chancellor Palpatine's abuse of dark Force powers is not a crime if he has the strongly held belief that his absolute rule is in the interests of the galaxy." -
#OtherDershowitzArguments If the president thinks it's in the national interest to just cancel the next election because he might lose it, he can do this and it's not impeachable. -
Even if what Bolton says is true, a quid pro quo isn’t a blow job.
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The president has the right to put anyone he chooses on his legal defense team and not pay them, as long as he has evidence that they didn’t have their underpants on
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The president is rubber and congress is glue, therefore nothing can stick to him.
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The White House toilets must be flushed 15 times, anything less is illegal under the Constitution.
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If Joe Biden believed that Hunter getting a job at Burisma was in the national interest then there was nothing wrong it.
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