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  1. 29. sij

    . If the President grabs it, it’s not YOUR pussy any more.

  2. 29. sij

    The President can “double dip” his chip into the guac and it’s illegal under the Constitution to say anything

  3. 29. sij

    You can rob a bank as long as you believe that you’ll use the money in the best interest of society.

  4. 29. sij

    The President can do absolutely anything he thinks will get him re-elected if he thinks he’s a good President Wait, sorry. That’s a real one.

  5. 29. sij

    Primae Noctis, Motherfuckers

  6. 29. sij

    If Trump shot someone on Fifth Avenue, that wouldn’t be a crime. Because the bullet would be inside the person and possession is nine-tenths of the law.

  7. 29. sij

    It doesn’t matter if the glove fits. If a president has fingers, you must acquit.

  8. 29. sij

    If the President smelt it, someone ELSE dealt it.

  9. 29. sij

    The President is actually just allowed to ignore any votes against him, because he views it as not being in national interest to lose. Even if he loses the election, he can just DECIDE to win.

  10. 29. sij

    Yes — she was a minor and she massaged my crotch, but it was legal because my underwear was on.

  11. 29. sij

    The President can come to your house and take any 5 items of his choice without protest.

  12. 29. sij

    Only Trump can decide if “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie.

  13. 29. sij

    Statutory rape should be defined on whether the child wanted it or not. Wait no... He actually said this.

  14. 30. sij

    "Chancellor Palpatine's abuse of dark Force powers is not a crime if he has the strongly held belief that his absolute rule is in the interests of the galaxy."

  15. If the president thinks it's in the national interest to just cancel the next election because he might lose it, he can do this and it's not impeachable.

  16. 29. sij

    Even if what Bolton says is true, a quid pro quo isn’t a blow job.

  17. 29. sij

    The president has the right to put anyone he chooses on his legal defense team and not pay them, as long as he has evidence that they didn’t have their underpants on

  18. 29. sij

    The president is rubber and congress is glue, therefore nothing can stick to him.

  19. 29. sij

    The White House toilets must be flushed 15 times, anything less is illegal under the Constitution.

  20. 29. sij

    If Joe Biden believed that Hunter getting a job at Burisma was in the national interest then there was nothing wrong it.

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