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  1. 25 May 2016

    On a little "holiday".

    9 retweets 14 likes
  2. 25 May 2016

    out the room and came back to find Kitty trawling for porn! 😕

    1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
  3. 25 May 2016

    to work like this and no one said anything all day.

    2 replies 18 retweets 34 likes
  4. 25 May 2016

    to my place of birth

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  5. 25 May 2016

    to band camp and then I...just kidding, I played the piano. We weren't cool enough for band camp.

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  6. 25 May 2016

    out on a whale watching tour and painfully discovered that I don't have my sea legs. Never again.

    4 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
  7. 25 May 2016

    a bit too far to hang out with my friends instead of my girlfriend...the truth will out!

    3 retweets 4 likes
  8. 25 May 2016

    outside. It was awful. 😂

    1 retweet 4 likes
  9. 25 May 2016

    for a ride with my mate. It was a long ride but worth it

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  10. 25 May 2016

    and gave birth. Dumbass. Now, nearly 7 years later I have to COOK for it?

    1 reply 6 retweets 10 likes
  11. 25 May 2016

    to my friends house smoked some weed came home and stared at my cat for 3 hours

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  12. 25 May 2016

    to visit all three of my favorite names: Marvin, Velma & Provo

    2 replies 3 retweets 8 likes
  13. 25 May 2016

    all sloth on their asses...slowly

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  14. 25 May 2016

    past the wall and they made me hold the door...

    1 retweet 3 likes
  15. 25 May 2016

    to fiinally get MY crown and that Bernie stopped me with all his integrity and crap

    11 retweets 13 likes
  16. 25 May 2016

    & made a character go on a killing spree. I changed my mind. Too much to clean up.

    3 retweets 20 likes
  17. 25 May 2016

    and tried to be ridiculously good looking.

    2 retweets 7 likes
  18. 25 May 2016

    the wrong way after leaving a party in Columbus, OH for 2 hours. didn't realize it until I saw this

    1 retweet 5 likes
  19. 25 May 2016

    to Mexico and left my son's girlfriend Plant behind

    4 retweets 5 likes
  20. 25 May 2016

    snow flying :D ;)

    2 replies 4 retweets 20 likes

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