#OddJobInterviewResponses

Interviewer: What's your biggest flaw? Me: I'm just too honest. I: I don't think honesty is a flaw. Me: I don't give a shit what you think. #OddJobInterviewResponses

You are going to have to pass a background check in order to get the position. Ok, no problem. Let me give you my other Social Security card for that... #OddJobInterviewResponses

Interviewer: So what can you bring to this company? Me: Doughnuts on a friday #OddJobInterviewResponses

My emotional support peacock helps me complete tasks on time. #OddJobInterviewResponses

I left my last job because my boss was a prick. #OddJobInterviewResponses

Other than volunteering to help the Homeless and my missions to Haiti, my greatest strength has to be making up shit on the fly. #OddJobInterviewResponses @MilesOfHashtags

Does your microwave have a fish setting? #OddJobInterviewResponses

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Interviewing you. #OddJobInterviewResponses

Q: What do you see yourself doing five years from now? A: Ten to twenty. #OddJobInterviewResponses

This is merely step one in my latest plan to take over the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #OddJobInterviewResponses

#OddJobInterviewResponses Well, I've never done "brain surgery," per-say; but I have logged over 100 hours playing Amateur Surgeon on Google play store

“Why do you want this job?” I don’t. #OddJobInterviewResponses

#OddJobInterviewResponses Convicted? No, never convicted

I always quit before they could fire me #OddJobInterviewResponses

What are you, a cop? #OddJobInterviewResponses

“It’s not a felony in most states.” #OddJobInterviewResponses

I work well with other as long as they're not idiots. #OddJobInterviewResponses

I’m less of a people person and more of a hamster person #OddJobInterviewResponses