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Ladies.... ever went to pee & jumped back up because the shadow hit the toilet wrong and you were positive you had some animal crawling in your toilet; but it was just your shadow

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In bed so earlyyyy. These mofos tried to take me out today.
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It always seem like the times you’re really trying to dig deep working on yourself that the devil try that much harder to throw you off. Just IRKING.
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Slam their whispers between the red letter pages of Jesus! You are not who you once was, nor who you will be. God. Is. Sovereign. He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins.
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Ppl will really take you for granted then get mad when you want better for yourself. Tuh!
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Not today Satan! That’s all
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*gets on twitter, immediately sees who's trending* OHMYGOD.
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I enjoy lying to fb about my bday. Not today, Satan. Not today.
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Praying EXTRA Hard Today


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This girl from HS just threw up the white power sign on Instagram while referencing that the impeachment trial was over. Cool. This is why I didn’t donate to your GofundMe for your husband who almost died!!! The same man called me the N word in HS. I just...


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Never in a world allow anybody to put you unease & be a reason to aggrevate your emotions even if it isn’t intentional. Speak up & let them now its not okay, make a way to free yourself from any form of stress. In the end, Ü can only rely on ürself


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It's stripes. It's fucking stripes fo 100+
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As a 33 year resident of delaware we don't claim Biden from the canal down, you can have him and just like all the other times he ran for president he will fail yet again.
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Not tweeting the
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Me leaving the caf bc I overheard a yt refer to Bad Bunny as “that random dude singing during Shakiras part of the Halftime Show.”
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Annnnd the power just tried to go off!
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I was studying in my floors study room and I started hearing a girl sobbing/laughing from the vacant room right next to it... ya NOPE
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I would kill myself, point blank period


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This is classic!!!!
#TrumpSnubsPelosi#NotTodaySatan#MAGApic.twitter.com/kbHf5tP2ei
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