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  1. May 18

    Ave monthly UK broadband bill is £44. How many who scoffed at Labours proposal to supply it free could do with that money now ? How many wish energy was being nationalised ? Corbyn was right We were right.

  2. May 19

    When David Hasselhoff went by the Hoff, was it just because it was less hassle?

  3. Apr 24

    Always unabashedly replug my selfie with Noam Chomsky ❤ taken at his MIT office in Nov 2010. Today reposting it to mark his rejection of PTI/IK's claim of a US conspiracy behind his govt's ouster. 😈✌🏽

  4. 23 hours ago

    This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

  5. May 17

    I have found that when you tell twice as many puns, they double in sighs.

  6. Apr 26
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  7. May 19

    Mighty quiet out there lately…..where the fudders and naysayers at? lol what’s wrong, did John “The Fraud” shut you up? I promise to send you all some to buy kleenex to dry your tears when I’m chilling on a private island in the near future.

  8. It’s not censorship. It’s the fact that you are a moron.

  9. 18 hours ago

    I slept for close to 12 hours for the first time in 2 years, and my phone is set to do not disturb until Monday. Setting boundaries for yourself is hard, but it feels so glorious when take care of yourself for 5 minutes.

  10. May 6
  11. May 15

    If I offended you today, HAVE A CUP OF GO F@@ k yourself!

  12. I voted today in the Georgia primary... on the GQP ticket. My plan is to vote straight blue in November, but today I voted for the least Trumpy GOP candidates, in the hope of diluting the vote and forcing them to spend more $ on runoffs.

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  13. May 11

    Old MacDonald had a dolphin... E-e-e-e-e

  14. May 18
  15. May 17

    If anyone knows Phillip, tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.

  16. 17 hours ago

    Flight home delayed 😂 daughter has pulled this out to ease the pain

  17. May 14

    I ship hitch & jazz and I'm not sorry 😤

  18. 17 hours ago

    Breaking news: a shop assistant used his labelling gun to fight off a shoplifter. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

  19. 6 hours ago

    Some more pictures from today

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