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@K9DutchArmy
We have the lowest approval ratings ever, economy is in the tank and everything is a mess, what should we do? “Hey guys, look, we killed some old Al queada guy” No, really, it’s a big deal. #notjoking 🤡🙄
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@libloohenboo
Sounds like many SLT I've worked with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #notjoking
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Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole
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I've realised I'm very good interviews, but I'm incredibly lazy in my jobs. I do alright in my roles until I start to get found out. Then interview for higher roles before I get pushed and usually get them. I'm terrified of when it'll come crashing down.
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Phyllis Downing
@downingcounty
...AND LADIES, the best thing you will ever do at least once in your life is become involved with an older powerful man who can do most anything (like arranging for you to meet a celebrity of this caliber & his girlfriend who I think was Appolonia). #NotJoking
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Phyllis Downing
@downingcounty
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Did I mention that I actually/literally met #Prince back in the 80's. Nu-thinngg compares to... how cool the guy was lol 😍😎 twitter.com/godzchild2004/…
Cat Kimbriel 😷
@CatKimbriel
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@Richard_Kadrey
Just saw your post & you made your goal. So happy for you! You did things right, K? People think I'm joking when I say that if they're in hospital, what they say to someone leaning in to ask "how are you doing?" is. . ."Are you on WXYZ Bronze Plan? If not, leave." #NotJoking
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Overlord
@kingdomoverlord
@JonathanScott
so as much as I don't want to I am taking back the question I asked you earlier about borrowing your muscles as I have gotten the hiccups as a repercussion of asking. I do believe something like this has happened once before but geeze can't I even ask😔 #notjoking
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@MCW7979
@Twitter
No happy with new update! Ever since updating I can not get to the top of my TL without it resetting and changing posts. So I do not get to read posts. Really appreciate it. #Not #NotJoking