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mine too tbh they're very big and don't sit well in my shirts
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That’s her fixing her dentures. My grandmother does it all the time.
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RT MercuryMakesPix: WoodyFest I found your next headliner. You may thank me later. https://www.npr.org/2020/02/04/802594797/trixie-mattel-balances-genre-history-and-humor-on-barbara …
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How about we all stop saying "as long as you're not/as long as you don't". Especially as a joke. It's not funny, it just causes anxiety and fear. "As long as you're not wiccan" ... Our relationship has never been the same.
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"Man, people are so sensitive these days. Can't even say KYS anymore" Yes because you don't know who you are saying it to. You could be saying that to someone battling depression. You could be saying that to a KID.
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If y’all win the Super Bowl, me & my man of 19 yrs will get married.
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I got listeria poisoning but I gave them a second chance.
#notajoke#HowIHummus
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If the focus in UP shifts from fake narratives to real issues and there is a turn around. I'll literally upload of video of printing my tweet and eating the printer paper.
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Great sir, how can govt find new markets for our exporters!? Do Goi know, what's holding our exports n what's new set of exports possible!? What's roadmap to pick leading practices by China n US n put them for India. Let's copy since we can't innovate :)
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Looking for a bar of special chocolate for a friend's birthday - he likes chocolate. Saw a new sweet shop in Stoke Newington, specialising in craft chocolate. Picked up a 1/4lb bar, more or less at random. 'That will be £29.50 sir'.
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I’ve never had a laundry hamper draw blood. A plastic laundry basket, on the other hand...
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On the left is my makeup bag. On the right is my wallet. They aren’t even name brand baggies. Smart because you can easily eyeball how much money you have.
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I'm sure that you have no personal experience in the "Vice-on-Balls" department. Whatever is making the erstwhile Respectable Prof. Dershowitz to stoop this low and grovel CANNOT be described as a "Joke", my Brother.
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TODAYS THE DAY I START YOGA
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Well I'm sorry that you panicked because the MSM fed you lies. Difference here is that I didn't panic on any previous "outbreak" because the MSM was 24/7 fearmongering. Now? Barely a peep from the MSM about this while China quarantined 60+ million.
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paying 100$ to anyone who can write a 2 page double spaced paper for me b4 11:59 tonight
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@SenateGOP how can you just sit there and ignore the facts? What will you tell your children or grandchildren?#DoYourJob This is serious and our democracy is at stake.#NotAJoke I hope people will#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
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