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  1. 11 Sep 2015

    I suggested penalties or fines to people who don't vote, and my classmate says "that's communism".

  2. 17 Apr 2016
  3. 12 Dec 2016

    Yes, yes please spread your unhappiness in many topics. That's how it works, right?

  4. Apr 13
  5. Mar 16

    It's such a great feeling when you look at your clothes and think "yup, I had sex with so&so in this shirt."

  6. 1 Dec 2016

    My reply to the dreaded is BuhBye

  7. 5 Nov 2016

    Soco&Cola. BreedersCup & studying. My Saturday Night is better than your Saturday night.

  8. 9 Oct 2016
    Replying to

    But pulling young females by their ponytails is all good? ;)

  9. 20 Sep 2016

    Started the day with blood splashed on my face from a Caesarean section. Nice.

  10. 7 Sep 2016
  11. 8 Jul 2016
    Replying to

    Tell me again how Islam is the "religion of peace"?

  12. 14 Jun 2016

    i got 10,000 spoons when all i need is a knife

  13. 1 Mar 2016

    People yelling over each other on talk radio. That's...that's just awesome.

  14. 17 Feb 2016
    Replying to

    you do know that Putin owns Vesta Curries these days?

  15. 12 Jan 2016
  16. 13 Dec 2015

    3 40 in the afternoon on a Sunday is always a good time to start a bio essay

  17. 6 Nov 2015
  18. 5 Nov 2015
    Replying to
  19. 5 Nov 2015

    Come on people! Egyptology isn't brain surgery!

  20. 4 Nov 2015

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