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  2. May 9

    Your feel good story of the day: I was just carrying a giant cake in Times Square when I dropped some papers. I tried to stomp on them and pick them up without dropping my cake — and two people ran over to help. Very grateful.

    5 replies 5 retweets 54 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    Don't be this twat. 👇👇👇👇

    Replying to @conservmillen @KassyDillon @AP
    I mean I personally think it’s relevant that she was a bad person in life and it’s pretty funny that she died
  4. 21 Oct 2017

    Rooting for the Yankees tonight.

    1 reply 2 likes
  5. 22 Dec 2017

    Reaching back to his can shock everyone by making a racially & ethnically integrated Administration & a domestic priority. Go to the big cities-point out how Democratic political machines only serve insiders-preach the gospel of entrepreneurs

    39 replies 41 retweets 179 likes
  6. 22 Nov 2017
    Replying to

    3 cheers for

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  7. May 11

    Two years ago an attorney told two women victimized by Eric Schneiderman that they were better off taking their stores to Donald Trump than to because of the extent of political corruption in Vance’s office.

    NEW: An attorney requests a protective order over any files seized from Michael Cohen about his discussions with Cohen “concerning two women that were sexually victimized by Mr. Schneiderman.”
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  8. 17 Oct 2017

    Who calls it a “baby cow?”

    Baby cow running wild in Prospect Park after escaping slaughterhouse
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    6 replies 5 retweets 32 likes
  9. Jan 19

    "Faithfulness in marriage to your spouse and children may work for the urban elites, but we don't always follow your "

    1 reply 11 retweets 29 likes
  10. Sep 29

    Always an incredible experience to witness perform at The Duplex in New York City. What a national treasure! – at The Duplex

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  11. Sep 11

    Ted Cruz spoke of New York Values like they're a bad thing, but this day always reminds me of how they are the values we uphold when we're at our best. Proud resilient New Yorker today

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  12. 17 Dec 2017

    If you clip your nails on the subway your MetroCard should be automatically revoked for life.

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  13. Jun 26

    My [replacement] tote arrived today, and my world is just a little bit brighter.

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  14. 31 Oct 2017

    I intend to bike on the same path (albeit north) to my office tomorrow morning.

    Excellent counterterrorism: New Yorkers out enjoying Halloween. Terrible counterterrorism: hyperventilating cable-news coverage.
    11 likes
  15. Jan 31

    To the Good Samaritan who found my Amazon Return box on the W train and subsequently dropped it off at a UPS Store: you are my hero. I see you.

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  16. Aug 22

    I go out to get some work done at the bar, and things happen. 1. Women get me free drinks. 2. Clients just start tawking to me. This is the dynamic in the city, if you have it together.

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  17. 27 Sep 2017

    When you're stuck on the FDR and the guy in front of you is literally watching a movie while driving

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  18. Aug 3
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    I am choked thinking about how well this man represents the people of New York and what we stand for.

    1 reply 2 likes
  19. 11 Dec 2017

    Stay calm, satisfy your curiosity, check on your neighbors, talk to strangers, complain abt your commute, get on w/your day.

    1 reply 12 likes
  20. Nov 13

    This is worse than when you displayed Brooklyn Nets “colors” after they beat the Knicks. No one likes the Nets, and no one likes their tax dollars going to Jeff Bezos’ helipad.

    We’re celebrating ’s announcement of HQ2 coming to by glowing in white with an hourly orange sparkle!
    2 replies 15 retweets 66 likes
  21. Jul 10

    A fun fact about me is that when I was 13 I wanted to name my children Lexington (Lexi for short), Madison (Maddie for short), and Bleecker (???).

    2 replies 3 likes

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