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We turn doctors into patients
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What happens on United stays on United. Except you.
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We are pleased to announce our new CEO, Effie Trinket, is here to implement a new overbooked seating protocol. pic.twitter.com/JeYXxsJJm1
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United: We can't beat our competition, but we can beat you
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If turbulence won't throw you out of your seat, we will
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United: We beat our competitors to the punch
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United Airlines: carry-on $25 carry-off $570 million
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We will treat you like we treat your luggage
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Letting her know what's up.
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How to treat passengers: American vs Turkish way
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Cans o' whoop ass complimentary in coach!
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This explains everything...
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@united#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos This has to be the best one yet pic.twitter.com/4KbQmlHu0c
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In-flight options now include Chinese take-out.
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Our stock prices won't be the only thing hitting the floor.
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This is our new honeymoon package if you are getting married. Just jump!
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Funny compilation of tweets from
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Booked my flight w/
@SouthwestAir because they treat my bags better than#UnitedAirlines treats people#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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