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  1. 28 Jul 2021
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    Stung by a frog I became froggier than any frog had ever frogged.

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    My cat stole my precious money.

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    He was mislead all the time with lies.

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  7. I ate the wrong neighbor’s cat.

  8. 28 Jul 2021

    Love the birdhouse garden decorations made from an old table leg. How cute is this?

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  11. I got married at 21

  12. 28 Jul 2021

    My terrible childhood and adulthood is

  13. 28 Jul 2021

    my boss asked me to work Saturday

  14. 28 Jul 2021

    My brother was born and they gave him my room.

  15. 28 Jul 2021

    You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

  16. Starbucks didn't listen when I asked for decaf . . .

  17. 28 Jul 2021
  18. Ate a batch of radioactive turkey scratch

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