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  1. 30 Jan 2010

    "We r loosing our kids 2 ePods, BlackBerry n FacebooK..this 1 word response is nonsense" Violet Tekane! *puts down fone*

  2. 20 Nov 2019

    I didn't know this until afterwards but I guess when my mom hid the elf originally....he started in the microwave. Thankfully my mom got pictures

  3. 29 Dec 2012

    That's a bag of tortilla chips in the oven.

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  4. 28 May 2015

    My mom just received a call from 'Unavailable' and said, "Barbara, no here" 😂

    1 retweet 1 like
  5. 24 May 2014

    "I'm sorry! I'm listening to you honey but Justin Timberlake is on!"

    4 retweets 10 likes
  6. 17 Mar 2015

    Is my mom the only one who takes pictures like this? Whhiileee tryna make money? LOL 😂 .

  7. Apr 3

    My mom is a comedian! She knows how into true crime I am and sent me this text this morning. I’m still giggling when I read it!

  8. 2 Feb 2014

    My mom told me to get up and walk around for a little bit so I don't get DVTs.

    3 likes
  9. 11 Mar 2013

    Those are going to be some ugly children with blonde hair&slanted eyes. That's why the bible says don't unequally yolk

    1 retweet 2 likes
  10. 26 Jan 2014

    Dad: I don't get daft punk they don't even talk. Mom: well they have helmets on!!

    1 like
  11. 28 Dec 2013

    Sherine:'mom was he hot? Mom:well I didn't see any fire burning around him. Lmfao

    1 retweet
  12. 16 Aug 2016

    I forgot my phone at my moms so she called my cellphone to tell me i forgot my cellphone 😁😂

    1 like
  13. 16 May 2014

    This cracked me up

    2 likes
  14. 17 Feb 2014

    A while ago, my mom was turnin up LOL

    1 like
  15. 10 Dec 2013

    Laughing so hard you start wheezing is the best thing ever

    1 like
  16. 29 Jul 2015

    Everybody's not going to be handsome! ~Permetrice Milroe Jackson 😅

    1 like
  17. 6 Nov 2014

    peeing😂😭 because killing a cricket in our house is like getting animal control to tranqulize💉 a rabid racoon

    1 like
  18. 4 Jan 2014

    My mom says Chris Collinsworth is a dweeb!

    1 retweet
  19. 3 Jun 2013

    "The plumber I can't stand. He needs to go down the drain...get it?" - mom

    1 like
  20. 12 Jan 2013

    Yay! I get to drive my drunk parents and their friends around town for the night. ! . .

    1 like

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