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  1. finding a way to play “strip” anything!

  2. Jan 3

    Using the reflection from your glasses to see where you’re battleship is.

  3. Jan 3

    -- I've been told I know my way around a candlestick in the Conservatory.

  4. Jan 3

    putting a book under your side of the hungry hungry hippos game.

  5. Jan 3

    folding it back up nicely

  6. Jan 3
  7. keeping women in their “place”. This is a joke. Shut up!

  8. Jan 3

    surviving every word challenge in Scrabble.

  9. Jan 3

    not losing patience with the slow players.

  10. Jan 3

    adding a # tile to all scrabble games.

  11. passive-aggressively gifting Monopoly to the kids of friends on my sh*t list.

  12. Jan 3

    taking the lead on a triple word score. 63 points for Za Now who’s za fucking idiot?

  13. Jan 3
  14. cheating like fuck when you’re not looking

  15. Jan 3

    treating my Life family better than my REAL Life family

  16. Jan 3

    We hope you’re ready to WIN this morning!! Tell us how you get the advantage on your opponents and play: With hosts and , along with Special Guest . Proud to be a part of !

  17. Jan 3
  18. Jan 3

    thinking Monopoly is Jumanji for rich people

  19. Jan 3

    distracting you with cleavage while I pass go AND collect $200.

  20. turning Candyland into a drinking game.

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