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  1. Oh snap! It just got real. What an honor to officially sign up to run for NV Assembly District 32! Hoping to give Carson City a big dose of .

  2. 4. ruj 2018.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    My mom said they weren’t good quality warm coats so I got a Columbia jacket instead.....

  3. 12. pro 2017.

    Was this just us or did your mom/dad ALWAYS walk in at the WORST part of a movie??

  4. I may not win mother of the year, but I'm working on it... – mjesto: Talladega Superspdwy

  5. 5. srp 2019.

    Thing that literally happened: My mom came to the doorway of the room I was in, stood for a few seconds, said nothing, and then walked off. *fifteen seconds later* *incomprehensible shouting from the other side of the house as she 'asks' me a question*

  6. Your mom knew 1 song would be all it would take to lock in the win!!

  7. 18. velj 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    All of them. If they , they're my favorite.

  8. Today at 3pm I FaceTimed with my mom and nephew. During the conversation my mom asks if I’m getting sick. I said no, I’ve been stuffy my entire third trimester. By 4:30, the stuffiness was worse and my ears started to hurt. That’s some right there.

  9. 4. ožu 2018.

    How. Do. Moms. Find. Absolutely. Anything. Even. From. A. Different. State. 🧐

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  10. 15. kol 2016.

    My mom woke up early to clean the house before the cleaning ladies got here...

  11. 24. kol 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Showed this to my wife and said, “this is...” She immediately interrupted me and said “Is that ‘s baby? Looks just like him.”

  12. 24. ožu 2016.

    Mom just hopped into bed with me and asked if I'm sad. I cried immediately and she hugged me.

  13. 28. pro 2017.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I explained how IUDs work & why to get one to my day shift supervisor. And that if she can’t call her boyfriend when his “ex girlfriend” is around that means *she’s* the side piece.

  14. 30. lis 2016.

    Being awake at 1 am and not knowing why till u get a call from ur daughter at college telling you about her night's adventures! 😱

  15. 18. tra 2016.

    "Some people just love the wilderness more than the promise land"

  16. my mom knew I had a cold days before I even felt it

  17. As a mom who raised 4 kids including an autistic son, I got to say, I have super . Schiff is ridiculous, even mentioning the word "circus". He created and was the ringleader of the circus. Most Americans have common sense but Moms also have a built in bullshit detector!

  18. 4. ruj 2018.
  19. 14. kol 2016.

    I was going out yesterday morning, at 11:08 my mom was like "hurry, it's already 12" Me: but it's barely 11 Mom: 11:30!!!! Me: ???

  20. 5. srp 2019.

    Yesterday my mom tells me, "Y'know, I think I like your new haircut." I say, "Well, I'm glad you think you like it." She turns to my dad, "I'm just not going to say anything to him anymore." He goes, "I think that might have been the plan all along."

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