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  2. Oct 27

    Reminder to be kinder to yourself

  3. Oct 28

    It’s 7:03am. I already got 2 kids on the bus and have wrestled (4) into submission twice. No fucking caption needed.

  4. Oct 29

    (Moisturizing the child’s braids, hair before school this morning) 10yo: What are those little hairs called? M: Baby hairs. 10yo: Is that why you don’t have any, because it’s for kids? M: Uh…I…um… 10yo: You have a little left in the back, though. Me:

  5. Oct 22

    Dis me 6 weeks ago :) aka last time I got ready

  6. Oct 27

    Started my day off with my shirt on inside out. Lovely.

  7. Oct 23
  8. Oct 24
  9. 11 minutes ago

    Calling this: "The boy who refused to go home" & 👱🏼‍♀️📷✨

  10. Oct 25

    Any other mom want to try this? 🤣

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  12. Oct 27

    My three-year-old painted a pumpkin, and I’m not going to lie, it kind of creeps me out. 😂

  13. 1 hour ago

    Some pumpkin carving, while camping., ughhhh !

  14. Oct 23

    Party is over so this momma is going to enjoy herself some hot cider😜

  15. 1 hour ago

    My son just asked why you would want a reindeer ash tray. 😂

  16. 16 hours ago

    Looking in these blue eyes and I can’t imagine being more in love with someone who just peed all over himself, the dresser, and the wall.

  17. Oct 29

    COME WATCH ME PLAY SOME APEX. 8 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 400 AND A GIVEAWAY!!

  18. Oct 27

    Sliding out from under a sleeping child should be a competitive sport

  19. 11 hours ago

    Early morning swim meet. – at Highlands Rec Park

  20. Oct 27

    The face he makes when he knows everything is about to go his way. 😎🤣😊

  21. Oct 28

    I grew tired of using oat milk for my lattes in the morning so I went crazy and tried putting Leucy’s formula milk but it tasted HORRIBLE 🤮😝 Not usually a fan of black coffee but it is what it is 🙃 vanilla syrup, thank you for saving me 🙌🏼

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