#ModernDisease

#moderndisease 1: .Hear someone say something funny and look for the "like "button

@adambspencer phantom phone vibration leg #moderndisease

Last day in the studio tomorrow! #moderndisease

@adambspencer #moderndisease I'm sick from PolliAudioFrustructure,Pollies taking about infrastructure rather than building it

My #moderndisease is 'wine flu': genetic pre disposition to McLaren Vale Shiraz. Jason

#moderndisease 2: Touch yourself because an imaginary vibration in your pocket....

Omg can't stop laughing for no reason & they told me This is a #moderndisease =')

My only hope is that they don’t sell any #moderndisease

#moderndisease: if bodily fluids carry infectious bacteria why must patients soil hands & environment to give urine specimens for diagnosis?

1508A: At times lack of network feels like a blessing. Detox from cell phone is a must and staycation in a jungle resort is best way to do it. Checking the phone has become a compulsive urge. Everything has a cure. The patient just needs to admit the illness. #ModernDisease

@adambspencer #moderndisease @702sydney 'sleep twalking'- compulsion in middle of night to pick up your phone and check Twitter, AND tweet!

@adambspencer Facebookholia. A strain of melancholia that arises when you go too long without notifications #moderndisease

Who all has checked out our album #moderndisease yet?

Do not define yourself by your car your house or your job. Not one of these is a worthwhile measure of a man. #brokenbritain #moderndisease

@Visitkarte unstable internet connection can lead to depression.. #ModernDisease