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  1. 14 Jun 2017

    Changes all photos and paintings in the WH so they reflect her unbridled joy and happiness.

  2. 14 Jun 2017

    I'm starting my own vegetable garden and starting a childhood nutrition campaign!

  3. 14 Jun 2017

    with a big beautiful Wall between her bedroom & the Idiot-inChief's room. Also considering a travel ban in hallway area

  4. 14 Jun 2017
  5. 14 Jun 2017

    Nothing major, just some minor tweaks

  6. 14 Jun 2017
  7. 14 Jun 2017

    with style and class as always, making a statement on today's violence.

  8. 14 Jun 2017

    Melania hired a spirit cleanser to get rid of those annoying ghosts that scream in Donald's ear every night.Didn't work

  9. ANYTHING she does would be an update after the last 8 years.

  10. 14 Jun 2017

    with an VIP suite & passes for the new White House press.

  11. 14 Jun 2017

    No cats allowed. Donald might grab them.

  12. 14 Jun 2017

    ✅Child proofing the Oval Office ✅Big-baby monitor ✅Gold leaf the Lincoln Bedroom ✅Replace kitchen with KFC franchise

  13. 14 Jun 2017

    Everything is fine. Nyet is wrong...

  14. 14 Jun 2017
  15. 14 Jun 2017

    She's hired a new grounds crew.

  16. 14 Jun 2017

    Hires a decorator with impeccable security clearance

  17. 14 Jun 2017

    a transporter to beam her back to Trump Tower

  18. 14 Jun 2017

    Why Donald And Melania Trump Don't Hold Hands In Public

  19. 14 Jun 2017
    Replying to

    I'm assuming she's going to plant the Russian bugs

  20. 14 Jun 2017

    All paintings now roll eyes when Donald walks past

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