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  1. Sep 7

    Meg wants to take Lilibet to meet Granny. She says if Granny says no, she's racist. If Granny says yes, she's doing it so people don't think she's racist. Because Meg has only ever dated white men, she's is extra aware of how racist people can be.

  2. Sep 2

    Special person? Yeah he not only threw his 95 year old grandmother under a bus, but our hardworking Queen as well.

  3. Sep 6

    We invited families to watch movies on our farm in exchange for a donation to Archewell. I did the PR & drew the posters, but nobody came! Well, the Police came. Anyway, I'm not in charge of in-house art anymore & I'm not allowed to talk to Meg until Friday.

  4. Aug 29

    Someone locally has been complaining about a cannabis farm nearby - he said it's affected his driving! We've been too busy to notice. Meg & Doria have been baking brownies, drying herbs from the garden & we've all been super relaxed & happy. Yippee!

  5. Aug 26

    Grandpops taught me never to be big headed. "You're a great lanky streak of ginger piss who couldn't inspire a fart out of a bum hole" he used to say to me. And it worked! I'm kind, clever, funny, handsome, but NEVER big headed. I do miss Grandpops.

  6. Jun 24

    😳 My daughter just sent this me. I’m trying to find out where it is. I think somewhere in El Paso.

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  7. Jul 29

    Get someone who looks at you the way looks at 😏. Obviously she’s in love with him that’s why Harry is so bitter.

  8. Jul 22

    Prince Harry and his wife Meghan want privacy but also keep signing media deals, like Harry's book. Can you actually believe what they say anymore? My take of the ruffled royals. Read & RT.

  9. Jul 16

    Those who enjoy the work and the Tweets. Call to arms! The Duchess

  10. Jul 21

    OH LOOK! A Royal Prince who actually writes a book NOT ABOUT HIMSELF, and is ALL ACTION not WORDS! #6

  11. Jul 18

    Love reading all the megxiteers on Scobies posts they make me so proud

  12. I'm so here for the Duchess of Cornwall's classy shade 😎📖🤣

  13. Meghan Markle has a clean streak on her neck. She's managed to somehow remove some of the bronzing foundation she uses to try and look brown.

  14. Jun 30

    Here is the full unedited tweet. is a big fat liar! Check the date! And all wally said was "bloody foreigner" oh she is so evil dear yankee wally! Bloody foreigners hahah he's a big fat liar

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  15. Jul 3

    Join me on July 8 as I put recent Royal & family dramas in historical perspective, from Mad King George to & everything in between! Tickets at

  16. May 30

    Presenting the most Iconic Royal Fashionista!🥇 Proudly showcasing her weaves, bald spots and dry, ratty extensions. Oh, and ignoring Her Majesty's senior courtiers' advice to wear a hat (which would have covered this hairy disaster). Iconic hot mess!

  17. “ Bring it on Harry and started this war. I will finish it!”

  18. Jun 29

    CONTEXT - Saying bloody foreigner is hardly a violent & disturbing act! At least be honest. You don’t like anyone who doesn’t agree with your mate, & due to this you/fans had her Twitter removed. Own your actions!

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  19. Aug 17

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