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  1. 8 Jan 2016

    Dreading laundry day because you know it means folding abandoned crap in the dryer from the previous laundry day....

    14 retweets 21 likes
  2. 8 Jan 2016

    When he leaves the dishes on the counter next to the sink. But not in the sink. Or the dishwasher. Every day 😭

    8 replies 14 retweets 31 likes
  3. 20 Dec 2017

    Me, putting fish sticks out to cook. Wife: Can you cook one more for me? Me: But there’s 24 in a pack, I’m going to cook 12 now and 12 tomorrow. Wife: Please, just one? Me: Fine. *20 min later* Me: Fish sticks are ready! Wife: No thanks, I’m not hungry.

    1 reply 4 likes
  4. May 7

    My hubby can sleep through anything except for the tiny light which comes from my bedside lamp when am reading a novel 😈😈😜😜😎😎

    1 reply 6 likes
  5. 9 Apr 2017

    Him: I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored Me: I need some help cleaning Him: I'm busy

    10 retweets 16 likes
  6. 2 Nov 2016

    Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  7. 6 Aug 2016

    If you're married, you may or may not find these 20 tweets funny.

    4 retweets 4 likes
  8. 15 Apr 2016

    Nothing beats spending Friday night watching with my spouse. I totes don't care if you think we're boring.

    5 likes
  9. 8 Apr 2016

    Help for the battle facing so many .

    5 retweets 2 likes
  10. 31 Mar 2016

    Asked for a SUV as from my wife but got this instead!

    2 replies 4 retweets 5 likes
  11. 28 Feb 2016

    Sigh. My beautiful wife walks into the room & derails my train of thought on this surgical oncology paper I'm writing.

    1 reply 10 likes
  12. 22 Jan 2016

    No no babe we have had this conversation! When your ready to make up let me know♡♡

    19 retweets 28 likes
  13. 19 Jan 2016

    I legitimately consider running away from home 5x more as an adult than I did as a kid.

    4 retweets 7 likes
  14. 14 Jan 2016

    My husband refuses to use Emojis. It causes problems BC he has no idea what he's missing out on. 😝

    15 replies 4 retweets 97 likes
  15. 13 Jan 2016

    You have a king size bed, but it might as well be half a single for you by

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. 12 Jan 2016

    I've seen a lot of these tweets, and not one of y'all mentioned being subjected to the show teen mom.

    1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
  17. 12 Jan 2016

    Claiming your child as yours when he does all the good things. When he does something awful suddenly it's "your son"...

    4 retweets 9 likes
  18. 12 Jan 2016

    These problems also apply to children...

    6 retweets 10 likes
  19. 12 Jan 2016

    Funny insight on marriage. issues

    5 retweets 15 likes
  20. 11 Jan 2016

    When hubby makes "dinner" he does no prep, 5x of dirty dishes than normal, kitchen is a mess and he wants applause

    2 retweets 13 likes

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