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  1. prije 2 minute

    My two favourite guys!! 😘❤❤❤ 16 years together, 10 years married this September, and pupper is 13 this April. Couldn't ask for a better support system!

  2. 28. sij

    Couples who write together sit in silence together...

  3. prije 5 sati

    My husband just pointed out how much of a soothing voice has and I think I might have just fallen in love with him a tiny bit more. The husband, not Olly’s voice, that one couldn’t grow any bigger. Or could it?

  4. Come to the realization that most my adult life i lived with the male gender.

  5. prije 6 sati

    Me: "How do you even find me attractive? I feel so clumsy and awkward. And EXTREMELY unattractive." Austin: "You're my perfect kind of perfect baby. Sexiest woman I've ever seen." Me: 😭🥰😩❤ Ladies, get you a husband that makes it his job to know you're loved. ❤

  6. prije 6 sati

    Sex hit different when you don’t have to repent after 😂

  7. prije 7 sati

    I hate when my husband pisses me off and I want some dick ! Like wtf.... if I give him the goods he gonna think I forgot about his whole fiasco ealier today !!!

  8. prije 7 sati

    When your tax refund literally drops by $1000 🤷🏼‍♀️

  9. prije 8 sati

    Don't mind me just reading smutty fanfic while my husband plays Doom living our best

  10. prije 9 sati

    Me: (horrified)what are those wet spots on the back of your shorts!?! Him: (drops shorts to ankles to see back of shorts) guess I didn’t dry off.

  11. prije 9 sati

    Just thought of a fight me and my husband had 5 months ago about windshield washer fluid and now I’m all pissed off again

  12. Ah the joys of marriage: joint tax filing.

  13. prije 13 sati

    You know you’re married when you have to throw away your husband’s holy underwear because he won’t.

  14. prije 17 sati

    About to celebrate our 14th Valentine’s Day together. 💘

  15. prije 19 sati

    We tried anal once and my higher self, my third eye, my guardian angel, my soul RACED to my b-hole and my perspective was that of my own anus. I stood in the doorway of my own lil poop cavern and said 'git' to my husband's burdensome dick. We didn't even get it in 😂

  16. My wife a hard ass 😂. Swear she think she da King sometimes 🤦🏾‍♂️!

  17. 3. velj

    So DW set up the DVR for the She recorded all but the last 1:23. SF gave up the ball on downs. Then the recording stopped. I went AHHHH! She said "what could happen in less than a minute and a half?" Aahhh!

  18. 2. velj

    The battle was long and we lost many men. But as of the 2nd of February 2020 the battle of the living room wall as been won. Effective immediately our troops are finally coming home. 💍

  19. 2. velj

    Just had a lil impromptu pillow fight with my husband while muted on a conference call 🥰🤣

  20. 2. velj

    Things you say to your husband: “Your car is really clean.” (Five seconds later) “Is that a booger?”

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