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  1. 17 Nov 2019

    His tombstone read "wake me for meals".

  2. 1 Dec 2019
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  3. Jan 3

    A theologian discovers that the notion of “prayer” is actually an elaborate phishing scheme, designed to harvest data and exploit vulnerabilities that would otherwise remain well-kept secrets.

  4. 28 Dec 2019

    Signs warn travellers of the skills they’ll need to cross the desert in safety: • Pebble sexing (by sight alone) • Crooning lullabies to scorpions • Starting a car’s engine using distant lightning • Leaving messages for the rescue party in the dew

  5. 30 Dec 2019

    Someone finds own photo on then discovers being an engineered consciousness stuck in a VR.

  6. River tree's seeds are snake-like creatures which, once fallen, wiggle their way around & bury under a large rock. After seven years, the seedling grows explosively for one day, to become a "rock-on-a-stem". Witnessing this process is a good omen for sailors.

  7. Garbage collector gets told about future murders by asking "sorry, can you say that again" to bypassers who were not talking to him, who then can't remember that interaction. Some albino blind animal appears on the scene of each murder, but nobody notices.

  8. An itinerant physicist with a gardening passion discovers that the secret to time travel is simply thyme and travel.

  9. 23 Dec 2019

    Nikola Tesla’s unacknowledged seventeenth child hunted for years for messages in the lightning, but it was only when he played the recordings backwards at high speed that he heard his father singing again the lullabies he’d sing before walking into the night.

  10. A contortionist hangs herself with her own foot.

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  12. 21 Dec 2019

    An unemployed GI Joe agonizes over whether kung-fu grip should be listed as a skill or hobby on his resume.

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  13. 22 Dec 2019

    "Is this gluten-free?" I cry, as I slowly drown in a giant vat of pudding.

  14. 22 Dec 2019

    Outside of Thebes stands a sphinx, demanding travellers pay $20 for a riddle and a selfie.

  15. 17 Dec 2019
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